Where Do I Start???

Terrible game plan, bad individual play, O-line ineptitude, D-line ineffectiveness, the secondary (well it's the Steelers secondary, nough said)
Wheaton, Please catch a ****ing ball, my man! I know it was tough, since they weren't hitting you in the hands or the chest......oh wait!
Jesse James, can you at least chip block someone as you walk out your route! While I'm on the subject, how about you actually run the whole route, so you and the ball intersect at the intended point!!!!WTF, Bro!!!!
Ben, I know these are your teammates and you all love one another but, when they preform this badly....YOU'RE THE TEAM LEADER!!! after halftime, why weren't you jumping down their throats with both cleats???????? being a team captain isn't just a C or your chest. Man up when it's needed and dump some Kingsford in their panties and light it up 'Mon Capitan'!!!
Decastro, Holy Christ on a cracker!!!! You get a big contract and you celebrate by getting owned like a Filapino hooker on 7th fleet day. Did I see the entire Eagles D-line smoking cigarettes and pillow talking with you after each play???
Artie, I know your name is Burns, but shouldn't that be indicative of the desire within that makes you a winner, not a adjective that explains the results of your coverage on the receiver!!!
Shazier....my sweet Shazier I just wanted to write you this love letter and say:.....MAN THE **** UP AND QUIT GETTING INJURED LIKE THE 1ST ENEMY COMBATANT IN A KUNG-FU MOVIE!!!! I don't think I can remember a game where you haven't been awesome, right up until you limp off the field crying cause somebody threw dirt in your face. Chew half the dirt and wipe the other half out of your eyes, with your enemies blood and KEEP PLAYING!!!
Tomlin, just when you had me contemplating eating a steaming pile of Crow... You pull this Turkey of a gameplan out of your ***, and your Deer in the headlights "stare mask" out of your Halloween chest, and now I have to take on the burden of bashing you again!!! Make sure it is just a blip, cause I don't want to have to fly to Da Burgh and crack open a can of whoop ***! know what I'm saying????
I could go on and on.......but I'm starting to see red in one eye and the tear up with loving forgiveness for my beloved Steelers in the other, and I'm getting confused by the diametric emotions
Kinsar...OUT!!!