Simplifying your Monday morning internet troll.
Arsenal: Mikel Arteta marks Arsenal debut with nothing in particular, but excited nonetheless
Arsenal: Per Mertesacker happy to be in the "motherland of football"
Aston Villa: On loan Jermaine Jenas delays Villian debut due to injury
Blackburn Rovers: Rovers manager Kean on replacing Samba's captaincy
Blackburn Rovers: Manager predicts top half finish, despite currently in last
Bolton Wanderers: Nobody happy after 0-5 drubbing, especially Reo-Coker
Bolton Wanderers: Davies reaches out to Cleverley after dirty tackle
Chelsea: Torres prolific Chelsea goal scoring spree justifies criticism of his own midfield
Chelsea: Villas-Boas and Torres relationship off to rocky start
Everton: A club in crisis
Fulham: Fulham struggles to find identity, and wins
Liverpool: Injured skipper acknowledges Suarez importance
Manchester City: Aguero plays down - of all things - comparisons to Barcelona
Manchester City: Mancini heaps high praise on David Silva
Manchester United: Patrice Evra backs in-form Rooney
Manchester United: SAF hails Rooney's back-to-back trick, team's fast start
Newcastle United: Joey Barton, the softie
Norwich City: Confidence remains high despite slow start
QPR: Rangers finally secure deal on shirt sponsorship
QPR: QPR not only Premier League squad interested in Beckham
Stoke City: Stoke excels in only one stat category: the important one
Sunderland: Boss unhappy with shock Gyan exit
Swansea City: Keeper Vorm voted Swans player of the month by fans
Tottenham: Redknapp confident in new Modric deal
West Brom: Albion defender charged with violent conduct vs. Norwich
Wigan Athletic: Wigan give up Aguero hat trick, but at least they're out of debt
Wolves: Wolves suffer first loss of the campaign
