. . . for FOTM’s 80th Caption Contest!
The caption submissions were hilarious!!!
This was a fairly close contest, with just 3 points separating the winner from the runner-up.
All the FOTM writers dutifully voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 80th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 11 points, is . . . .
Lola!!! 
Here’s her winning caption:
southsidebob is our 2nd-place runner-up, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 8 points. Here’s his caption:
I just knew it! Political prisoners make the best lubricant.
One of Sig94‘s captions is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here it is:
President Kim Jung-un seems to enjoy the farting poopy sounds made by the new tofu processor at the Nampo Glorious Bean Factory. The attending tofu technician and his family were immediately executed.
Brenda Leeann Springer and another Sig94 caption are both in 4th place, with one # vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:
Soylent Green goes Gangnam Style….
Denying reports that he had his politically powerful uncle, Jang Song Thaek eaten alive by dogs, President Kim Jung-un, introduces to Asian pet owners North Korea’s newest dog food product, marketed as “Moist & Chewy Uncle Jang Song Braised Beef and Screaming Rice“. The attending dog food technician and his family were immediately executed.
LInn K, lou damico, and another Sig94 caption are all in 5th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:
Making the ultimate citizen!
It’s the simple little things in life, like toffee manufacturing, executing family, starving his people, threatening nuclear war, that makes Kim Jung Un so happy
This photograph and the attached caption were gleaned from the North Korean Wire Services Bureau just before the wire services technician and his entire family were executed: “Chortling madly, President Until The Cows Come Home Kim Jung-un prepares his latest ultimate weapon of mass destruction by which he will rule the planet – the Ramen Butterscotch Noodles Of Death.”
Well done, everyone!
Congratulations to Lola!
Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
For all the other caption submissions, click here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! 
~Eowyn
