. . . for FOTM’s 77th Caption Contest!
This was a very competitive contest. There were many really funny captions!
All the FOTM writers dutifully voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 77th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 vote, totaling 9 points, is . . . .
God Guts Glory and Ammo!!!
Here’s his winning caption:
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SouthsideBob and willi are both in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points each. Here are their respective captions:
“From winning a RuPaul look-alike contest, to becoming first lady! Who says dreams don”t come true!”
After a fresh chest wax, the first “lady” of snot told her subjects that she would perform “her” pec-flexing rendition of George of the Jungle ONLY if they eat their peas.
Lola is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s her caption:
America, Behold your QUEEN!
Sig94 and Son of the Rabbit People are both in 4th place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:
Wearing a dress made entirely of arugula, the First Lady prepares to address the 2014 Conference of the International Flat Chest Society. Other celebrity attendees include Janet Reno (past president of the Society) and Hillary Clinton.
Having exhausted the supply of table cloths from which to make garments, the First Lady has started on the curtains.
Another Lola caption is in 5th place, with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points. Here’s her caption:
“Let them eat Steroids!”
Well done, everyone!
Congratulations to God Guts Glory and Ammo!
Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
For all the other caption submissions, click here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! 
~Eowyn
