Debate Magazine

We Have a Winner!

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

. . . for the 67th FOTM Caption Contest!

This was the pic:

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The FOTM writers had voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

This was a very competitive contest, with only 1 point separating the first place winners and the second place runners-up. Yes, you read it right: We have two winner and two runners-up!

And the winners of the 67th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, each two #1 votes and one #2 votes, totaling 8 points each, are . . . .

CalGirl and christy!!!!

Here’s CalGirl‘s winning caption:

I’ve got a phone, I’ve got a pen….we’re “on.” Please pass, “GO.” Go directly to Attorney General Eric Holder’s office, collect a “FREE to VOTE CARD.” No ID required. No prerequisites, citizenship, proofs or eligibilties of any kind required. (Collect bonus payments upon exiting and proof of Democratic sympaties…such as $500 savings bond to every child born in our borders, free health care for life, tax rebates to those who don’t pay taxes, subsidies up the wha-zoo)….We have it ALL!!!! Thanks for coming! Looking forward to playing/doing business with you in the future!

Here’s christy‘s winning caption:

“I’ve got a phone and I’ve got a pen, and now I gots me some midgets” Let the executive orders roll!!

Our 2nd-place runners-up are Perry Peterson and Tona Ballaro Babin, each with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 7 points each.

Here are their respective captions:

“Heil” is with a straighter arm, but, close enough, you two may live.

“Thanks for letting us use the secret tunnel to get in your country”
“No problem, just remember who to vote for”

Mike is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points. Here is his caption:

Having promised Obama a tour of the Chocolate factory, He gives the Oompa’s the thumbs up.

Locke Enlode is in 4th place, with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points. Here’s his caption:

In Pashtu accent… “No worries Mr. President… once we pass through all the women for show, the REAL FUN will begin with you and the “happy” men!”

Glenn47 is in 5th place, with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points. Here’s her caption:

Once again, a thumbs up for the little people.

Congratulations, Cal Girl and christy!!!

Here are your fancy-schmancy Award Certificates of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, click here

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Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest! :D


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