. . . for the 64th FOTM Caption Contest!
The FOTM writers had voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
This was a VERY difficult contest to call. Simply put, there were so many really really good captions.
Nevertheless, we do have a winner! 
The winner of the 64th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, and one #2 vote, totaling 8 points, is . . . .
Anonymous!!!!! 
Here’s his winning caption:
Christy is our 2nd place runnerup, with two #1 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:
Too the Brady bunch theme:
It’s the story, of a fugly lady,
Who was living with 3 lies of her own.
Till the one day when the lady met this creepy con-man
who all her friends he liked to bone.
She knew this was much more than a hunch,
But she could live with this if was also allowed to munch.
Richard M Nixon (Deceased) and Sig94 are both in 3rd place, each with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points each. Here are their respective captions:
“The Faces of Evil”
Witnesses of the Benghazi massacre examined the mugshots of the persons responsible for this outrage. They suddenly came to a realization….
Another of Christy‘s captions, japoa, and swampygirl are all in 4th place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:
This is what happens when you lie so many times that you can no longer be described as just “Two Faced”.
As slick willie would say: “I FEEL YOUR PAIN”
Soo, all you useful idiots think you’ve had a screwing since 2008…….you ain’t seen nothing yet, my little pretties!!!
TR4iN and Tim Shey are both in 5th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:
Fifty shades of grim.
The Many Faces of Jezebel.
Congratulations, Anonymous!!!
Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
