. . . for the 60th FOTM Caption Contest!
The FOTM writers had voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the clear winner of the 60th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is . . . .
Bruce!!!!!!!
Here’s his winning caption:
Swampygirl7 is in 2nd place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s her caption:
“You know don’t you……you little runt….. that one is never too young for a stay at one of my FEMA camps”.
PatriotGalNC and three of Sig94′s captions are all in 3rd place, with one #1 vote each, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:
“Pssst…hey kid… Isn’t your uncle a famous Rodeo Clown???”
Little Johnny McPherson felt sick and was deathly pale when he showed up at the White House. Despite the President’s urgings, he could not bring himself to sign up for Obamacare.
Startled by the sight of the First Lady’s unseemly erection, Lindsey the Glitter Snorting Intern blew Sea Breeze Sparkle all over the back of the President’s cashmere sweater.
Appalled by the failure of his Obamacare website, a desperate President and his staff distribute out lollipops, condoms and healthcare applications at Miss Finnerty’s Alternate School for Quasi-Albinos.
Surfercajun and Vicki Hampton are both in 4th place, with one #2 vote each, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:
Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’all’s neighborhood…Come on son…… you must pay your fair share
Congratulations, Bruce!!!
Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
For all the other caption submissions, click here.
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Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest! 
~Eowyn
