. . . for FOTM’s 56th Caption Contest!
The FOTM writers had voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
There were many really good, funny submissions!
And the winner of the 57th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is . . . .
wendybar!!!!!!!
Here’s her winning caption:
Sig94 is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, for a total of 7 points. Here is his caption:
Jack Spratt could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean.
He wore his wife’s black sun suit
‘Cause Jack’s a closet queen.
Mike is in both 3rd and 4th places. Here is his 3rd-place caption, with two #1 votes, for a total of 6 points:
J.C. Penny’s released their new fall collection today, available in matching his and her, his and his, and her and her styles!
Here is Mike’s 4th-place caption, with one #1 vote:
Hi! We’re average Americans! We’ve never heard of the Second Amendment or Barry Soetoro (is he an actor?). But we sure know a lot about American Idol, the Kardashian sisters, and how those evil Republicans are ruining the country! And we sure love Miley Cyrus and her wonderful mother! Do you want to see us twerk?
Bruce and another of Mike‘s caption are both in 5th place, with one #2 vote each, for a total of 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:
Getting ready to go play doubles at the tennis court. The question is who has the balls?
Hope and Change come to America.
Congratulations, wendybar!!!
Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest! 
~Eowyn
