We Have a Winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 56th Caption Contest!

The FOTM writers had voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

There were many really good, bitterly satirical submissions.

And the winner of the 56th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 11 points, is . . . .

Sig94!!!!!!!

Here’s his winning caption

McConnell, Clyburn, Reid, Boehner, Pelosi 2-27-2013 photo by Pete Souza

Ape No. 1 and wendybar are both in second place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points each. Here are their respective captions:

The Syrian sarin gas discussions become suddenly awkward when Obama tried to lighten the mood by asking McConnell to pull his finger.

Okay now, this is the way we are going to screw the American people today…

josephbc69 and Locke Enlode are both in 3rd place, with one #1 vote each, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:

OK, that last batch of stories didn’t work. Anybody got a better idea, before we all get impeached or ride out of town on a rail?

“And now, here’s your starting line-up for the NEW WORLD ORDER OLIGARCHS…..Leading off and playing Far Left field is Bela Pelosi, a true demon on the base paths of Liberty and able to suck the life out of your Constitution with a single slurp, but you’ll have to pass it before she’ll let you have a peek at that legislation, that minx! Batting second and playing a faux right field while supplying all the tears of an uber-sensitive sappling blowing in the winds of war is John “The Bonehead Boner” Boehner. Batting third and playing short STOP-the -constitution-and-go-long-on-ChairmanMao-as-a-walking cadaver (who wouldn’t be after following Pelosi in the line-up?) is Harry “I cannot tell the truth” Reid. And finally, at clean-up, a Switch – hitter from the mean Community Organizing streets of Chicago, playing both PITCHER AND CATCHER, the Sun God and a legend in his own twisted mind, Barry “The Body Snatcher” Soetoro!!!! Let’s hear it New World Order fans for YOUR OLIGARCHS!!!!!! Gentlemen, please remove your caps as we play taps in honor of the death of the U.S. Constitution and American Exceptionalism prior to today’s game.”

B & P in EP, Glenn47, and two of Sig94′s other captions are all in 4th place, each with one #2 vote, for a total of 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:

You put your right foot in, You put your right foot out; You put your right foot in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about!

Rock, paper, scissors, whether we go in.

It’s always a tough choice because no one wants to appear greedy, but who will get the last slice of the US economy?

Okay guys, this is the play.
Nancy, you fake to the right and run left with the abortions;
Harry, you block the NRA;
Mitch, pretend to fumble the ball and lateral it to McCain;
Jim, go long with the race pimps;
John, you bend over and take it in the ass again.
On three…Break!