. . . for FOTM’s 55th Caption Contest!
The FOTM writers had voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
There were many really funny submissions! I chose my two best captions by this sure-fire indicator: I bursted out laughing
And the winner of the 55th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 8 points, is . . . .
The Reverend Al Sharpdumb!!!!!!!
Here’s his winning caption
Dean Garrison, two of Sig94‘s captions, and Tnrick are all in second place, with one #1 vote each, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:
Do you have a fitting room where I can try this on?
With Huma strapped to the carving table, Tony Weiner prepares to celebrate the Muslim holiday, Ram-It-Down.
Anthony Weiner examines his gender enhancement prosthesis while Dr. Codpiece prepares to administer the anesthesia. We’re good to go!
…oh I wish I had an Oscar Mayer Weiner…
Bruce, Dave McMullen, Karen, Mike, and another of Sig94‘s captions are all in third place, with one #2 vote each, for a total of 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:
Viagra’s new advertisement poster featuring A. Weiner. Caption will read, “It really works”
Sorry Dr Eoywn ….The no X rated comment requirement keeps me from participating.
WEINER WAS UPSTAGED BY THE SAUSAGE!
Eany, meany, miney, moe,
Squeeze some meat and my weenie I’ll show
There’s nothing like a cleaner, leaner, meaner Weiner.
Congratulations, The Rev. Al Sharpdumb!!!
Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
For all the other captions, click here.
Be here tomorrow for our next exciting Caption Contest!
~Eowyn
