. . . for the 51st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
The FOTM writers voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
This contest was tough because we had a bounty of really clever and funny captions.
And the winner, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 7 points, is ….
[Dramatic Drumroll]
Horace!
Here is his winning caption:
Chloe and another of Horace‘s captions are both in second place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points each. Here are their respective captions:
“I am not a crook!”
“I told Pelosi we should have read what was in it.”
k2globalcommunicationsllc and two of Mike‘s captions are all in third place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. They are:
“Click”
“Oh! I like what they’re doing to Rahm down there in the prison yard… Maybe I’ll mosey on out there myself. Heh! Heh!”
“I hope those boys down in the yard remember the free phones I gave them!”
Another two of Mike‘s captions are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. They are:
“Hey, look! Down there in the prison yard! I see Joe, and there’s Rahm, and Hillary! Aw, hell, this won’t be so bad!”
“Dear God, please forgive me. I know I’ve done some terrible things. I know I’ve defrauded the American people and betrayed the country. Please God, please, forgive me. Show me the way, dear God. Show me the way.”
Congratulations, Horace!
Here’s your fancy-dancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next exciting Caption Contest! 
~Eowyn
