. . . for the 50th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
The FOTM writers voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
The votes were all over the place, quite dispersed. Despite that, we do have a clear winner.
And the winner, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 11 points, is ….
[Dramatic Drumroll]
Dan !!!
Here is his winning caption:
StephanieT is the second-place runner-up, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s her caption:
“Oh crud…what’s her name, what’s her name, what’s her name?!!”
Christy, Grace, and japoa are all in third place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:
“Oh I hope the sunlight doesn’t interfere with my Teleprompter. I haven’t been this hot since that visit to the 57th state.”
“If you think it’s hot now Mr. Prez, wait until YOUR after life!”
Barry thinking to himself : “I hope those pics of me in the bath-house never see the light of day …….”
bumplepuppies, missysmama, and rjwanderer are all in 4th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:
“Damn Germans. Angie drank me under the table last night and she’s still going strong.”
“Why did I visit Hitler’s altar to the sun god BEFORE this stupid speech? By the way, I’d better hide my face from Angela, because I don’t want her to notice that you can’t see my reflection in the plexiglass!”
“All right. Almost done here. Then my $100,000,000 vaca in the homeland. And then… $hit…I have to go home and find a way to convict the murderer of my son, Trayvon.”
Congratulations, Dan!!!
Here’s your super-duper one-of-a-kind Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next Caption Contest! 
~Eowyn
