We Have a Winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 122nd Caption Contest!

This was a highly competitive contest.

As usual, FOTM‘s writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 122nd Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

chulai1968!

Here is his winning caption for the pic below of Austrian pop recording artist and drag queen Conchita Wurst:

It was the best of times…… It was the Wurst of times……

Glenn47 is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:

All dressed and ready for my White House employment interview.

bongiornoc, freesoulsurvivalist, Kevin J Lankford, and lahthoughts are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

Holy wow! A real-life bearded clam!

All hail the new E.U. president!!

For the woman who wants to “liv-er-wurst” nightmare.

Modern man defends nothing energetically except his right to debauchery and the mocking of God.

Captain America, Carrie K-W, and another freesoulsurvivalist caption are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

It has penis envy.

“I purchased this lovely gown at Target after stopping by there to check out their ladies’ restroom.”

This is truly the Wurst woman I have ever seen.