Debate Magazine

We Have a Winner!

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

. . . for FOTM’s 96th Caption Contest!

We had noticeably fewer entrants for this contest, perhaps due to our readers being busy with Holy Week. (Please let me know in our poll at the end of this post!)

FOTM writers dutifully voted for what we each considered to be the #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 96th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 9 points, is . . . .

CalGirl! Snoopy dance

Here’s her winning caption:

It's truthtelling time!

christy is our 2nd place runner-up, with two #1 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:

Obama: “I’m a whiny pissy pants”
Michelle: “Bruce Jenner, call me”

BobToonist and cynkading are both in 3rd place, each withtwo #2 votes, totaling 4 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Barry: “All those fools be thinkin’ I’m a muslim….”
Michelle: “You’re standing on your prayer rug, idiot!”

Dr. Jekyll & Mrs. Hyde

aarrdy and Lori B are both in 4th place, each with one #1 votes and 3 points. Here are their respective captions:

His: This is Me..
Her: I’m with Stupid <—

His: blank check for war
Hers: menu for disadvantaged public school kids

Another BobToonist caption, Captain America, and Dennis H. Bennett are all in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Him: I can handle twelve hard inches
Her: They’re mine

Obumble’s sign says “Catcher”
Uglies’ sign says “Pitcher”

His: I’m Ren
Hers: And I’m Stimpy

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, CalGirl!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

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Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

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~Éowyn


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