We Have a Winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 95th Caption Contest!

This was a very very difficult contest for the judges because there were so many good and clever captions. I know I was hard put winnowing my votes to only two.

Alas, the FOTM writers have the duty to select a winner. So we each did our duty and voted for what we each considered to be the #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 95th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 8 points, is . . . .

aardy!

Here’s the winning caption:

weird men in white

Rocky is in 2nd place, with three #2 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s his caption:

The Rachel Maddow test tube babies reach maturity and are hired as interns at MSNBC.

Christy and BobToonist are both in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Where Teletubbies go to die.

Mysterious ‘White Voting Bloc’ responsible for Obama election victories finally located in hidden subterranean facility under a ‘Chuck E Cheese’ in Cleveland, Ohio. ‘Delegate #666′, in center, asking permission to use the Little Boys’ Room…..

japoa, jim, polmutant and tnrick are all in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 3 points. Here are their respective captions:

The uniform of choice at the all men’s bath house where Barry and Rahm used to play.

Hey guys here come some of those crash dummy girls!

“Aren’t these biochips great? Stalin has nothing on us!”

The New Starbuck Baristas on break from class learning to discuss race with customers…

Adam and branded 969 are both in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions: