We Have a Winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 89th Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with many really funny and clever captions! Only 1 point separates the winner from the runner-up, and the runner-up from the 3rd-place.

Each FOTM writer duly voted for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 89th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 9 points, is . . . .

Jo!

Here’s the winning caption:

Kim Jong-Un with military

hujonwi is our 2nd-place runner-up, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 8 points. Here’s his caption:

Look, this is where I buy some of my clothes from, it’s called Fredrick’s of Hollywood…

Son of the Rabbit People is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 7 points. Here’s his caption:

Look! American First Lady look like man!

BobToonist, h hutto, and jim are all in 4th place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:

North Korea’s annual staff meeting of their Pillsbury Dough Boy and his Muffin Head Army…..

See, I toll you so. America’s credit rating same as ours!

“With our new Double Dong Rocket, we can finally blow Santa’s fat ass out of the sky!…FIRE!!!”

Anonymous, two other captions of BobToonist, dogitydog, Kevin J. Lankford, and Michael are all in 5th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Hey, look, it’s me and Dennis Rodman singing Michael Bolton karaoke on YouTube!

You’re right! With that ‘Gibbs’ haircut, Mark Harmon looks just like me!

Yes….. He MUST be half white….. he just missed ANOTHER free throw!

First lady my ass! When you zoom in with these binoculars on this area right here, you can clearly see that this a man!

Look!! Look!! There I am! There I am! I told you I was in the movies now! I told you they love me in Hollywood.

Look, it’s Dumbo The Flying President!!