We Have a Winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 86th Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest because there were many submissions. Only one point separates the winner from the runner-up! — as well as from the runner-up and 3rd place, 3rd place from 4th place, 4th place from 5th place, and from 6th place.

But each FOTM writer duly voted for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.

The winner of the 86th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 7 points, is . . . .

hujonwi!!!

Here’s his winning caption:

angry Obama Oct. 2014

Scott M. is our 2nd-place runner-up, with two #1 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s his caption:

“To hell with Arlington, the Veterans, and all those dead people! I’m going to China to wear my hunfu and Qipao, and there is nothing that you 1/3 rder’s can do about it!”

Jam is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points. Here’s the caption:

Hell hath no fury like a political hack scorned!

Locke Enlode is in 4th place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s his caption:

“YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSS…….. ANY LEGISLATION ………AS LONG AS I HAVE MY PHONE AND MY PEN!!!”

Nathan M. Bickel, Nellie, and Perry Peterson are all in 5th place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:

“I’m Not The Devil You Think I Am!”

“WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!!!!!!”….. as he does his best Hillary Clinton impression.

“It’s not a girly hand, I’m a man, dammit”

Truckjunkie and wendybar are both in 6th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions: