. . . for FOTM’s 83rd Caption Contest!
This was a very competitive contest. The judges’ votes were all over the place, and only one vote separated the winner from the two runners-up.
Each FOTM writer duly voted for his/her #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; every #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 83rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 6 points, is . . . .
Son of the Rabbit People!!! 
Here’s his winning caption:
Note: Chauncey Gardiner is the main character in the 1979 movie Being There, whose words are often misunderstood as profound.
Lola and southsidebob are both in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points each. Here are their respective captions:
The Emperor has No Clue.
“I can’t say anything until Jeff Dunham gets here.”
Bob Toonist and wendybar are both in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote, totaling 3 points each. Here are their respective captions:
Look, Mommy……. I went potty!!!!!!
Little man, big chair!!
hujonwi, Jane, Jeff K, and Patrick Abdo are all in 4th place, each with one #2 vote, totaling 2 points each. Here are their respective captions:
Oh I so wish I had a bigger one than moochie or Putin… just damn… Well, off to fulfill my promise to George Soros…
“Oh, misunderstanding…. I AM a big ass, not, I HAVE a big ass! A smaller chair would have been fine.”
Whoopie!!! Here I am on trial at The Hague, this should be lots of fun!
“…and this model has extra support for the spineless….”
Well done, everyone!
Congratulations to Son of the Rabbit People!
Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
For all the other caption submissions, click here.
Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! 
~Eowyn
