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Wait, This Justin Bieber Roast Hasn't Aired Already?
Posted on the 18 March 2015 by Jennifervillamere
You keep seeing items in the "news" headlines about the Bieber roast so you just assumed that shit was behind us, right?
Nope
It actually doesn't air for another 12 days. Sorry to fuck with your time/space continuum, but we're all going to be bombarded with tacky teases and blatant plugs for this non-event for the next week-and-a-half.
Frig
What is a roast, anyway? A bunch of half-funny has-beens gather around a well-known somebody who's past his prime and tell jokes at his expense right to his stupid face? Cringe. Groan. Skip to what's Up Next.
Nope
It actually doesn't air for another 12 days. Sorry to fuck with your time/space continuum, but we're all going to be bombarded with tacky teases and blatant plugs for this non-event for the next week-and-a-half.
Frig
What is a roast, anyway? A bunch of half-funny has-beens gather around a well-known somebody who's past his prime and tell jokes at his expense right to his stupid face? Cringe. Groan. Skip to what's Up Next.
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