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Very Funny Post from a Dad Blog I Subscribe to

By Lessonsofadad @lessonsofadad
I subscribe to many dad blogs and one of these blogs, Single Dad Laughing, made one hilarious post that I’d like to share here.
Very funny post from a dad blog I subscribe toOn his Facebook page he posted this question:  “What is something you’ve found yourself saying to a child that you never thought you would?”
The answers he got back were incredibly funny.  Here are some of my favorites:
  • I won’t always be able to hold your hand while you poop.
  • Your bum probably hurts because you ate too much chocolate.
  • Do not play tug of war with the dog using your teeth.
  • Take the turtle out of your underwear! NOW!
  • You’re gonna have to wear something besides gloves and shoes.
  • Your pee-pee does not need glitter.
  • Sweetie, ‘Alcohol’ isn’t the best name for your new bear…
  • All right. Who wrapped the dog in duct tape?
  • Why are there butt marks on my scanner?
I’m afraid I don’t have anything to contribute here.  Maybe you do?  Check out his post here (there's many more than what I posted above), which links to his other posts on the same subject, since there’s way too much hilarity for just one post.

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