Vegan Vs Bacon

 by Ashley Lister
 If you know a veganAnd think that this might cause him harmThere's a chance that you could cure himWith a bacon barm
Everyone loves baconExcept the pigs who dieTo have their flesh turned into meatThat on the barm cakes lie
Everyone loves baconExcept the swine now deadWhose meat's smothered in ketchupBetween two bits of bread.
Everyone loves baconIt's the bestest bit of porkSo kill a sow and chow chow chowAnd lick him off your fork.
There's lots to be said for baconIt's probably good for your healthSo have a corker and eat a porkerJust don't make a pig of yourself