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• Canberra Raiders 2014: Die Harder

  

  My friend supports the Broncos. This automatically renders him incapable of understanding the slaughterhouse of the soul struggle of supporting a second-tier... Read more

  Posted on 10 March 2014 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Regrettable Incidents Involving Tracksuits

  

  Has your search for meaning in the NRL this year left you with feelings of futility, pointlessness, and the creeping realisation that this time invested would... Read more

  Posted on 05 October 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• The Young & The Restless Raiders

  

  I understand that blog wise I have – what is the correct terminology here – dropped the ball. This ball dropping extends to all areas of my life. Whatever.... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Is This How Britney Felt

  

  I just typed the words my interest in this season has collapsed like a and could go no further which is an actual perfect reflection of my absence of interest... Read more

  Posted on 18 August 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Raiders v. Dugan - Judgment Day

  

  Spending more time than is probably healthy suckled up to the Dugan tit? You’ve come to the right place. The problem with Josh Dugan and Canberra was that the... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Hello Who Wants to Wade into Dark Waters and Partake in a...

  

  Hello who wants to wade into dark waters and partake in a process rife with psychological implications ie. marvel at the passing of time through the prism of... Read more

  Posted on 23 July 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• The Dugan Saga

  

  Fucking Josh Dugan. Ever since he left the Raiders he’s been a source of renewable energy as far as irritation is concerned. I didn’t overly mind him going to... Read more

  Posted on 23 July 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Rude Realities of Origin Aftermath

  

  When something you bother to believe in ends in disillusion AND NOT FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME OH NO THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME WE’VE SADDLED UP THIS HORSE NAME... Read more

  Posted on 18 July 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Blake Ferguson & The Case For & Against Caging Footballers

  

  Blake Ferguson went to court yesterday and entered a not guilty plea to an indecent assault charge.Court documents allege Ferguson “touched vagina”. Read more

  Posted on 17 July 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Phone Conversation With My Mother

  

  Cast of characters: Richie – stepfatherJasper - dogNarrator – mother “Richie opened a can of water chestnuts 18 months past their used by date and fed some to... Read more

  Posted on 30 June 2013 ENTERTAINMENT

• Anzac Day Unease

  

  Every year things tilt further off balance and it’s causing a grinding, an unease, a wearing away of the parts. I feel like it’s just me and only half of me... Read more

  Posted on 25 April 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Boyd's Bitchslap, Hayne's Backchat, Campese's Comeback

  

  Can’t keep up? Allow me to bring you up to speed, time-poor peasant.So. Six rounds down. Faulkner wrote As I Lay Dying in six weeks. Read more

  Posted on 22 April 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• In Dugan's Defense

  

  Poor Dugan. Poor Boy-Bambi.He has become a human punch line. So he’s run his ship up onto some rocks. Who hasn’t? I’ll tell you who hasn’t – the flat-pack... Read more

  Posted on 20 April 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Self-Hating Raider Fans

  

  The Raiders. Maddening. They madden no one more than my brother. It pains him to follow them, yet he does so forensically. They drive him to aggressive... Read more

  Posted on 14 April 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Things I've Tried Telling Myself Today To Paper Over The Pain of Losing Josh...

  

  1. His inherent douchiness was getting harder and harder to defend2. The more weight he’s put on the less I’ve liked him3. He’s having a baby and look what... Read more

  Posted on 14 March 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Canberra Raider Fans - A Guide

  

  Raider fans can be divided into two loose groups*. You have your deluded fools – know them by their seemingly bright but actually dead-from-never-having-lived... Read more

  Posted on 13 March 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• The Raw Obscenity of Tom Waterhouse & Associated Social Decays

  

  This stinking age we live in, Christ. A return to the age of the cave looks more and more appealing. This, and I’m not even depressed. Read more

  Posted on 21 February 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Bernard Tomic's Grim Odyssey

  

  If I had a dollar for every time someone has told me that they can’t stand Bernard Tomic I’d have,like, 30 dollars. It totally annoys me. Read more

  Posted on 20 January 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• The Dirtiest, The Hardest, The Best

  The whole rotten edifice of Lance Armstrong’s dream world comes crashing down and I’m so busy fangirling over Bernard Tomic I barely have time to enjoy the... Read more

  Posted on 19 January 2013 SOCCER, SPORTS

• List of Things That Get On My Nerves

  

  Unsalted foodPeople who refer to magazines as ‘books’Grey NomadsGrey Nomads who call their caravan arrangements ‘rigs’People with food sensitivitiesPeople who... Read more

  Posted on 15 December 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS