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• Coping With Canberra - A Raiders Progress Report

  

  For the football fan, summer is the soul’s winter. For the footballers themselves, summer is the season in which to comfortingly return to character. Read more

  Posted on 14 December 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• The Shoulder Charge

  

  I tend to be too lazy and depressed to work myself into a froth of indignation and in any case I need to save my energy to expend on anxiety attacks but I... Read more

  Posted on 22 November 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• TRUST NO ONE They Could Be on the Sex-offender List, Or Queenslanders

  

  Ambition, betrayal, divided loyalties and frequent use of the word ‘filthy’ to describe an emotional state… no, it’s not the Australian Labor Party, it’s the... Read more

  Posted on 29 October 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Cameron Smith's Catastrophic Plan

  

  It started off so innocently. Tell me something that doesn’t. First it was Horse Weyman, for reasons which are still unclear, but, okay. Read more

  Posted on 15 October 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Dennis Hopper High Priest of Hell

  

  - - Forever Read more

  Posted on 14 October 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• James Graham Grinding on an Old Lady

  

  There is nothing more terrible than the NRL season yielding to another filthy and relentless Australian summer. Well, some things maybe. Being tasered to death... Read more

  Posted on 13 October 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Endless Nowhereness in India

  

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  Posted on 05 October 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Cameron Smith Making Me Say Wow Now

  

  The Storm. Sons of bitches know how to win a grand final. What the hell kind of performance was that?I don’t know. And critiquing high-caliber, clinical... Read more

  Posted on 03 October 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• What My Boss Barked at Me in Regards to the AFL Grand Final

  

  I thought I was going to be subjected to all manner of talk about the goddamn AFL grand final today at work. I wasn’t. Life can be surprising. Read more

  Posted on 01 October 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• The Dogs Are Having a Party! And Bellamy is Invited!

  

  One more game, the Big One, and then the fall of civilisation i.e. THE OFF SEASON. Again. Christ. Cultural bankruptcy beckons. Read more

  Posted on 27 September 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Names I Have Called the Canberra Raiders This Year

  

  I have called the Raiders many things this year. This is what happens when you have a very loosely edited blog serving as a dumping-ground for your unconscious. Read more

  Posted on 23 September 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• The Best Town in Tasmania

  

  “Let’s go back to the Peninsula. We can stop in at Doo Town.” “Doo Town? Again?”“It’s a good place. I like it. Doo Town!”(together) “Doo Town!”“Doo-Doo’s.”“You... Read more

  Posted on 21 September 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Things No Daughter Wants To Hear Her Mother Say

  

  Something bad has happened I’ve had an accidentI had to runIt was this closeI didn’t make itHave you got a plastic bag I can put these in? Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Jay-Z's Mental Health Advice

  

  Mental Health Advice from Jay-Z’s ‘Get Your Mind Right Mami’ Mamis! Wanting to get your mind right but not sure how to go about it? Here’s how. 1.Relax yourself... Read more

  Posted on 17 September 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Metallica Song Dedications For Rabbitoh Players

  

  Damage Inc. – Greg Inglis Overkill – Adam ReynoldsBlitzkrieg – Michael CrockerMy World – Greg InglisBattery – Ben LoweKing Nothing – John SuttonWherever I May... Read more

  Posted on 15 September 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• This is Pretty Much All I've Done With My Life So Far

  

  OhMama MY MIND. I’m going out of it. I thought last weekend was bad. This is worse. But by worse I really mean better. Because obviously it’s fucking awesome an... Read more

  Posted on 14 September 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Issues My Brother and I Have Discussed This Week

  

  A List of issues my brother and I have raised and discussed re. the Raiders Rabbits game over the course of the week, bearing in mind that every communication... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Things My Boss Has Barked At Me

  

  - - What’s wrong with your back, rooter’s rick?Darren can’t come in today his dog’s in heatHe’s got that bipolar! I don’t understand it but I think yer go off... Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• Paul Gallen Boo-Boo

  

  From the I Fucked Up files:I have made an appalling discovery no not microphones hidden in the kitty litter worse than that it’s the sudden realisation that I... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS

• "And Now Blake Ferguson's Gran-mama 'aint the Only Girl Callin' Him Baby"

  

  - Raiders Sharks Semi-Final - Joey Johns picked Blake Ferguson as his “impact player” yesterday which as I understand it is the ‘player’ he thinks will make an... Read more

  Posted on 10 September 2012 SOCCER, SPORTS