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Parental Parody http://www.parentalparody.com/
Stay at home Mum to Miss5 (who thinks she's a Miss25) and the twin tornado - Mstr2 (lover of purple, florals and Dora) who should've been the Miss; and Miss2 (resident ninja tyrant, ruling the toy room by fear and intimidation) who should've been the Mstr.

I'm severely average at the parenting gig. Instead of improving my maternal skills, I blog about it with an inherently sarcastic sense of humour. It's my own personal version of therapy.

LATEST ARTICLES ( 466 )

FFS!? Friday : Breaking News

I am almost too exhausted to whine this week. FFS!? I am spent from having to come up with interesting and educational shit to do with The Feral Threesome... Read more
Posted on 28 November 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Christmas Gift Ideas for Your Dog

After the ever useful Christmas Gift Ideas for your Cat post, it's only fair to include the other 4 legged family member. And so today I bring you some... Read more
Posted on 26 November 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Just One Example of My Awesomeness

Image Credit I've waited a couple of weeks to write this post. It's taken me that long to get over loving myself sick. And also given me time to make sure my... Read more
Posted on 24 November 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
FFS!? Friday : The Disappearing Man

I've discovered a phenomenon of sorts. #1Hubby is intermittently disappearing. FFS!? Vanishing into thin air. FFS!? It only happens when I'm not looking, and... Read more
Posted on 21 November 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Christmas Gift Ideas for Your Friends

My girlfriends are more important to me than Vodka. Maybe. It's a close call. It really depends on the day. If they always came with vodka then there'd be no... Read more
Posted on 19 November 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Dyson DC59 Review : It Sucks, but in a Good Way

So I took part in a product trial and review. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.... #1Hubby laughed to the point of choking when a Dyson DC59... Read more
Posted on 17 November 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
FFS!? Friday : Happy Birthday to Me

#1Hubby has been relentlessly taking the piss out of me in the lead up to today. FFS!? In his opinion, 35 is not a big deal birthday. FFS!? I beg to differ. Read more
Posted on 14 November 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Christmas Gift Ideas for Your Cat

Another week, another Christmas Gift Guide. This time, it's all about cats. Because I feel they don't get enough reward for all the awesome cat clips that... Read more
Posted on 12 November 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
A Year of Underwhelming Non-life Affirming Stuff

Today is a big day for us Aussies. It's Remembrance Day. In the spirit of reflection and remembering, it also means that tomorrow marks a year since I went all... Read more
Posted on 10 November 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Christmas Gift Ideas for the Man in Your Life

This week's Christmas gift ideas post is all about the man in your life. Your significant other. Your life partner. The bane of your existence. The extra child... Read more
Posted on 05 November 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Halloween Recap

Image Credit So an update on how Halloween went last week. ONE group of trick or treater's showed up semi-voluntarily. A friend who saw my Facebook post and... Read more
Posted on 03 November 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
FFS!? Friday : Halloween Fail

Image Credit Halloween may be an American tradition, but I'm all for anything that allows me to don my other persona of a trailer trash mama who likes to drink... Read more
Posted on 31 October 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
#Winning

Went to Ikea. Made it through without getting lost. Did not buy store full of unnecessary brightly coloured plastic stuffs. Am off to write step-by-step guide.... Read more
Posted on 29 October 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Gifts of WTF?

I've spent the past week trawling the internet for something equal parts awesome, unique, original, useful and downright hilarious for #1Nana's Christmas gift. Read more
Posted on 27 October 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
FFS!? Friday : Say What You Mean

Image Credit I love me some Auto Correct fails. No FFS!? To see the rest of the Top 30 and have a laugh today, check this out. So anyway, on to the business of... Read more
Posted on 24 October 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Game on

Image Credit I have now completely caved in and submitted myself to electronic parenting. Thanks to Miss4 finding the scooters in the depths of my wardrobe... Read more
Posted on 22 October 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Financial Fiction : A Post in Images and Words

So it turns out that someone other than my mother was reading my blog last week. I had loads of emails from strangers one single non-spam email, asking about... Read more
Posted on 20 October 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
FFS!? Friday : I've Been Shaped

Image Credit Oh. Woe. Is. Me. For the first time ever, we've managed to use up our monthly broadband download quota with 2 weeks to go. FFS!? My crap parenting... Read more
Posted on 17 October 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Using My Time Wisely

Alternatively titled : Shit I've wasted far too much time doing in the past week Spent 90 minutes of Miss8's birthday last Thursday taking over her new... Read more
Posted on 15 October 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION
Using My Time Wisely

Alternatively titled : Shit I've wasted far too much time doing in the past week Spent 90 minutes of Miss8's birthday last Thursday taking over her new... Read more
Posted on 15 October 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

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