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Parental Parody
http://www.parentalparody.com/
Stay at home Mum to Miss5 (who thinks she's a Miss25) and the twin tornado - Mstr2 (lover of purple, florals and Dora) who should've been the Miss; and Miss2 (resident ninja tyrant, ruling the toy room by fear and intimidation) who should've been the Mstr.
I'm severely average at the parenting gig. Instead of improving my maternal skills, I blog about it with an inherently sarcastic sense of humour. It's my own personal version of therapy.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 466 )
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Parental Parody Review : A Week of Taylors Wines
Following hot on the dregs at the bottom of the Yellowglen Spritz Chilled bottles, I bring you the Taylors range of wines review. First up, a warning of sorts. Read more
Posted on 15 January 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
FFS Friday!? The "look at Me I'm Hosting!" Edition, Featuring Bali, Bikes and...
So the ever awesome creator of FFS!? Friday, DearBabyG is off in Bali. FFS!? On a family trip, and not a girls' trip with me. FFS!? Read more
Posted on 12 January 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Parental Parody Review : Yellowglen Spritz Got Me All Chilled
That's right, despite it being school holidays, I managed to chill. Following yesterday's post, I just know that you were all left on the edge of your seats,... Read more
Posted on 10 January 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Day I Cried in My Kitchen
It's not that the feral threesome have done me in, try as they might. Instead, it's quite the opposite. You see, my School Holidays Salvation arrived! Behold -... Read more
Posted on 09 January 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Ungraciously Flaunting #1 Parent Status and How It Came to Bite Me in the Ass...
Okay so everyone who wants to pretend they've never ever vied for #1 parent status with their kids can do so. It's okay, I won't call bullshit on you, even... Read more
Posted on 08 January 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
FFS!? Friday : The Par-tay Edition
Happy 2012 y'all! I saw in 2012 with the family. I cracked open #1Hubby's work Christmas gift to him me, which was a bottle of Moet, and promptly slapped a Pop... Read more
Posted on 05 January 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Push It
So I’m obviously the only mother on the planet who had no clue about Push Presents? J Lo got almost $3mil worth of diamonds. Admittedly, she had twins, so that’... Read more
Posted on 01 January 2012 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
FFS!? Friday : Post Christmas Aftermath
Linking up again with the super awesome and lovely DearBabyG for FFS!? Friday. Triple Ho's for the last time this year Peeps! Christmas Day... Read more
Posted on 30 December 2011 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Surviving the Summer Holidays
Finally! Christmas is behind us! The end is nigh! Almost… There’s still a stretch of long, hot summer days ahead of us before we get to drop the kids back at... Read more
Posted on 28 December 2011 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
FFS!? Friday : My 12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, the universe gave to me... School holidays plus 2 week Daycare Christmas closureeeee. Enough said, FFS!? On the second day of... Read more
Posted on 22 December 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Creating Polish Sniffers AND #Winning!
First up, the #winning - which is not to say that creating polish sniffers is #winning, because it is not. Thanks to everyone who entered the KTAS giveaway... Read more
Posted on 20 December 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
FFS?! Friday : School Holidays Edition
Today, I come to you from my laundry. My safe place. My hiding place. I am hiding from my own personal reality TV hell.... Survivor : School holidays 6 weeks... Read more
Posted on 15 December 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Lord of the Flies...featuring Real Flies
I’m calling it : Summer is going to be totally shit in the Parental Parody household. Why so pessimistic about what has always been my most favourite time of... Read more
Posted on 14 December 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
FFS!? Friday - the Bad Husbandry Edition
Let me preface today's FFS!? Friday by apologising for the length of the post. But I have earnt this ranty-tanty moment today. Read more
Posted on 08 December 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Beware Neighbours with Small Children
It's not the neighbours with the dogs you have to worry about, nor the young ones with multiple vehicles which often means regular, late night, weekend partying... Read more
Posted on 06 December 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Seeking Play Date's for the Man-child
This whole parenting thing can change your circle of friends. Those without kids aren't up for 9am park play dates. Likewise, you're not really able to do the... Read more
Posted on 04 December 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Why I'm Addicted to Cafe's
So no luck on the Nespresso front. George Clooney....I know you totally read my blog for (future reference) good parenting tips and cheap cask wine info, so... Read more
Posted on 29 November 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
Teaching the Kids Important Life Skills
For once, I am being totally proactive and hands-on in fostering and encouraging a play activity for my kids that doesn’t involve the television. I say hands-on... Read more
Posted on 27 November 2011 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
FFS!? Friday : the pre-Christmas Edition
Linking up with Dear Baby G to have my weekly rant about what's irritated me the most this past week. Where to start…. I was all smug and proactive this year,... Read more
Posted on 24 November 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION -
#Winning Updates and More on the Egg-O
Remember my Egg-O review and giveaway? It was one of my most popular contests to date. I love knowing that people who read this blog love their wine as much as ... Read more
Posted on 22 November 2011 DIARIES, FAMILY, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION