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• Solo Parenting is Like Fighting a War Without an Army

  

  Extended title : Shit that only ever happens while #1Hubby is away for work and totally explains why I buy my wine by the cask. Hubby away? Better get a couple... Read more

  Posted on 15 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : I Don't Have a Dishwasher

  

  I am possibly the only person in the developed world who doesn't have a dishwasher. FFS!? I have been offered one, but I couldn't possibly bring myself to part... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Life's Big Questions According to The Feral Threesome

  

  Image Credit I worked all of last week. Spent my days being a bona fide grown up, sipping flat whites while covertly tooling around on Facebook between actual... Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• An Open Letter to Jerry Springer

  

  Image CreditRaise the roof, Jerry Dear Jerry What up, yo?! I'm sorry, it's been a while since we had all the cable TV stations and received your awesomeness... Read more

  Posted on 08 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Had a Dream

  

  So I had a dream last night. One that did not involve the cast of Magic Mike Image Credit featuring special guest star, Prison Break's Wentworth Miller. Image... Read more

  Posted on 02 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Easter Exposed : Where Easter Eggs Come from

  

  I'm far too busy eating all of the Easter Eggs and being consumed by the sugar rush - sugar coma - sugar rush - sugar coma vicious cycle to blog. Read more

  Posted on 01 April 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : The No FFS!? Easter Edition

  

  Image Credit It’s Good Friday, so in the spirit of the holiday, I’m doing a No FFS!? edition of FFS!? Friday. Stay with me, I’m still going to try to find the... Read more

  Posted on 28 March 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• I'm About to Cause a Riot and School Closure. Happy Easter.

  

  I can’t blog today. I’m too busy being consumed by angst and anxiety. The school Easter P C raffle is my job this year. In true style, I started late, didn’t... Read more

  Posted on 27 March 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Passive Cleaning Minus the Effort and Martyrdom

  

  Image Credit I am deathly allergic to cleaning. I’m also deathly allergic to mess and disorder. I may also be slightly prone to exaggeration, but that self... Read more

  Posted on 24 March 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Random Whining with a Side of Easter

  

  Image CreditI know exactly what you mean My first FFS!? is for Tuesday’s encounter with a (clearly deluded and irrational) teenager. And another one for my firs... Read more

  Posted on 21 March 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• 19 Year Olds, Lady Bits, and Ego Crushing

  

  While at the shopping centre yesterday, a somewhat questionable and completely shit faced young guy came up to me. “Are they real?” No clue what he was talking... Read more

  Posted on 20 March 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Bank : Rhymes with Wank.

  

  Image CreditNot that kind of bank...although it does lend itself nicely to the whole bank/wank word play Brace yourself people, today I’m whining for Australia... Read more

  Posted on 18 March 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : The Tooth Fairy Edition

  

  Image Credit So Miss7 lost another tooth. It’s been wobbly for weeks. I swear I threw up a little in my mouth each time she did that grotesque thing kids do... Read more

  Posted on 14 March 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Missing : One Social Life

  

  It is a sad day when your offspring have a more packed social calendar than you do. The Twin Tornado have already kicked off their kindergarten socialising... Read more

  Posted on 12 March 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Gardening for Booze

  

  Image Credit Image Credit Naturally, all of my veg will resemble rudey bits One single Friday night in front of the TV has inspired me. Read more

  Posted on 11 March 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Mobile Again

  

  I finally had my drain removed. I am freely semi-mobile once again. No FFS!? I celebrated by walking down the driveway and collecting the mail. No FFS!? Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Observations from the Bedroom

  

  Image Credit But not like that y'all.... Week 1 of being confined to bed, laying flat and still in the interest of attached muscles and non-rejecting brand... Read more

  Posted on 03 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : This Week Coming to You Sans Jocks

  

  That's right my friends....we are jock-less, jock-free, sans pants, bits and pieces flapping in the breeze, as it were. You may recall last week was a FFS!?-les... Read more

  Posted on 01 March 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Ikea v McDonald's : A Break up and a New Relationship

  

  Clearly I'm maturing, evolving. My previously proclaimed affections for McDonald's are being overtaken by my affections for Ikea. Shocking, right? Read more

  Posted on 26 February 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Kambrook Little Chefs Ice Cream Maker : How to Adult It Up, Yo

  

  *Sponsored Post - product was received, not payment. But that's okay because this particular product is the gift that keeps on giving, far longer than any... Read more

  Posted on 25 February 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION