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• Transylvanian Men Caught In Cliche Garlic Heist!

  According to the Austrian Times, Austrian police have arrested five men from Transylvania for allegedly stealing 9.5 tonnes of garlic from Spain. Read more

  Posted on 07 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Things Than Getting Fired From Your Job Due To Your Religious Beliefs

  We have selected our final entry to our challenge to readers to provide us with bad news, which comes from blogger List Of X, who recently wrote a funny entry o... Read more

  Posted on 06 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Are Satan’s Presidential Hopes In Jeopardy After “Vote Satan” Sign Stolen From...

  According to CBS News Denver, in a video report that can be viewed here, a Satanist couple from Mountainview, California, alleges that someone stole a “Vote... Read more

  Posted on 06 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Places To Swim Than A Lake Full Of Teethy Pacu Fish

  We recently asked readers to send in their own links to bad news stories that we could use to remind everyone that whatever news they are reading, it’s Not The... Read more

  Posted on 04 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Fictional Characters A New Zealand Reporter Could Have To Interview...

  The New Zealand Herald news “reports” that Sesame Street characters Cookie Monster and Elmo “were game for a bungy jump if they ever came to New Zealand... Read more

  Posted on 03 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Things Chicago Cabbies Could Use To Boost Your Fare If You Vomit Beyond ...

  According to RedEyeChicago, cab drivers in Chicago will soon be allowed to add $50 to the fare if a passenger vomits in their car. Read more

  Posted on 03 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Things Than Having A Gun Pulled On You After You Pass Gas, Which...

  

  NJ.com reports that a 72 year-old man from Teaneck, New Jersey was arrested after police say the elderly man heard his neighbor pass gas, and then allegedly... Read more

  Posted on 02 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Outfits A Monkey Waiter Could Wear In This Japanese Restaurant...

  

  We found this creepy video on CNN’s web site, that we encourage you to watch, of a Japanese restaurant that apparently has to abide by different health code... Read more

  Posted on 30 June 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Places You Could Receive A $3 Surcharge For Rudely Talking On Your...

  The Consumerist reported yesterday that a Vermont deli imposed a new surcharge for its customers warning in a sign that “$3 will be added to your total if you... Read more

  Posted on 30 June 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• National Geographic Poll: Obama Better Suited For U.F.O. Invasion Than Romney

  According to a National Geographic study reported in the LA Times, 65% of Americans believe that U.S. President Barack Obama would be better able to handle an... Read more

  Posted on 29 June 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Want To Have A Meal On Stage With A Stripper? Good Luck With That In Stringent...

  

  According to Metro, a Victoria, British Columbia, burlesque dancer was told that due to local liquor licensing rules she could not do her “PG-13″ show on... Read more

  Posted on 28 June 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Cleveland Wants Goats To Mow City Lawns, But Will This Solve Goat Unemployment?

  According to ABC News, the City of Cleveland is currently considering following in the footsteps of other great cities, like Boulder, Colorado. Read more

  Posted on 28 June 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Your Country Is Probably Not The Happiest Country In The World!

  As our dear readers may recall, less than a month ago, we wrote about the fact that the OECD named Denmark the “World’s Happiest Country. Read more

  Posted on 27 June 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Facebook Just Secretly Changed Your Email Address! But Could It Be Worse?

  So, check your Facebook account lately? Perhaps you were spending too much time enjoying the NotTheWorstNews‘ Facebook page, and not enough time being a... Read more

  Posted on 26 June 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIAL MEDIA, TECH

• 3 Worse Places To Get Your Arm Stuck While Committing A Crime Than A Vending...

  ABC reports that a California teenager got his arm stuck in a vending machine trying to steal a can of soda. Fortunately after extensive work from the fire... Read more

  Posted on 26 June 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• “Dead Man” Runs For President Of India To Prove He’s Alive

  According to the Telegraph, a 32-year-old man, was officially declared to be dead after steps to declare him deceased were taken by vindictive family members... Read more

  Posted on 25 June 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 500,000 Bees Board Flight From Sweden To Greenland, And It’s Not A Samuel L....

  About 500,000 bees boarded a flight from Sweden to Greenland on Wednesday, according to Swedish news source, The Local. Apparently, the bees didn’t even have a... Read more

  Posted on 22 June 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Products With “Smart” In Their Names That May Make You Feel Less Smart Than...

  

  According to the Street.com’s analysis of smart phone information provided by Apple last week, Google Android users don’t seem to know how to use their phones,... Read more

  Posted on 21 June 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR

• 3 Worse Things That Could Lead To A Positive Drug Test Than Baby Shampoos

  Time Magazine reported yesterday that certain baby soaps and shampoos lead to positive test results for marijuana in newborns. Read more

  Posted on 20 June 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Things Than Reading Your Date Was Bad On A Blog

  We at NotTheWorstNews check out the blogs of our recent followers whenever we can. Yesterday we visited the blog of popular blogger mothstoaflame, who shares... Read more

  Posted on 19 June 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY