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• 3 Arguments That We’d Like To See In Natural Born Citizen Case

  A Texas man reportedly has started a lawsuit to try to get the Courts to determine the definition of “Natural Born Citizen,” a requirement to be President... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Math Genius: Don’t Buy Every Powerball Ticket

  Earlier this week, CNN reported that a math professor said not to be tempted to buy all 292 million combinations of Powerball tickets because although the... Read more

  Posted on 14 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Playboy Mansion For Sale, But Hugh Hefner Will Continue To Live There

  The Toronto Star reports that the Playboy Mansion is for sale with an asking price of $200 million. A condition of the sale is that Hugh Hefner gets to... Read more

  Posted on 13 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Point Summary Of The State Of The Union

  For those of you who do not have time to watch the State of the Union Address, we have three points to summarize the State of the Union that we anticipate the... Read more

  Posted on 12 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Definitions We Have For Natural “Born Citizen”

  As Donald Trump continues to question whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a “Natural Born Citizen,” a phrase that is not defined by the Constitution, we offer 3... Read more

  Posted on 12 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Nevada Casinos Lose Money Six Years In A Row

  CNN reports that due to declines in gambling, Nevada casinos collectively have lost money six years in a row.Since we’re all about helping big casinos, here... Read more

  Posted on 11 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Drug Lord Who Escaped From Mexican Prison Caught After Contacting Movie Producer...

  CNN reports that a drug king pin nicknamed “El Chapo,” who escaped from Mexican prisons twice, most recently using an elaborate tunnel system, has been caught... Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Slogans We Propose For Publishers Clearing House

  Publishers Clearing House is running a new sweepstakes where you can win $5000 a week for life and then after you die, someone of your choice gets $5,000 a... Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• China Stock Market Crashes

  China’s mainland stock market crashed last night, taking world stock markets down with it today. Three Things You Should Have Invested In Instead Of Chinese... Read more

  Posted on 07 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Who Are These “People” Who Might Question Ted Cruz’ Citizenship?

  Donald Trump has recently suggested that people may ask whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a U.S. Natural Born Citizen.Who are these “people” that Trump is... Read more

  Posted on 07 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 New Slogans For A Twitter With A 10,000 Character Limit

  Re/Code reports that sources have told it that Twitter will soon allow Tweets that contain more than 140 characters… up to 10,000 characters. Read more

  Posted on 06 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Donald Trump Campaigning Like It’s 1999… But Why Is Everyone Forgetting Trump’s...

  

  Tonight on CNN, a Donald Trump supporter continued to explain how Bill Clinton’s 1990s affairs are somehow relevant to Hillary Clinton’s campaign. Read more

  Posted on 05 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Netflix House Of Cards Features Fuller House

  CBS News reports that Netflix will be debuting 15 new shows in 2016, including “Fuller House,” which stars everyone from “Full House” except the Olsen Twins... Read more

  Posted on 03 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Vladimir Putin Cologne

  CNN reports that in Russia you can buy a Vladimir Putin inspired cologne called “Leaders.” Since Putin seems to like Trump, and Trump probably already has his... Read more

  Posted on 02 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Reasons We Believe Guns N’ Roses Will Reunite In 2016

  EW reports that Guns N’ Roses front-man Axl Rose tweeted this today:“The only thing I know “confirmed” is my LOVE of Taco Bell! Mmmmm…. Taco Bell!! Happy New... Read more

  Posted on 01 January 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 New Year’s Resolutions For U.S. Presidential Candidates

  Donald Trump. “I resolve to exercise more, and by ‘exercise’ I mean ‘exercise my right to free speech while these loser media companies report every ridiculous... Read more

  Posted on 31 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Sarcastic Questions About The “800 Year-Old” “Mobile Phone”

  The Guardian reports that likely hoaxers claim to have found an 800-year-old mobile phone made out of clay. The “phone” buttons have ancient cuneiform... Read more

  Posted on 31 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trump Spokesperson Katrina Pierson Piercing Our Eardrums With Dumb Arguments

  On CNN over the past few days, Trump Spokesperson, Katrina Pierson has been arguing that Hillary Clinton is a hypocrite for calling Trump sexist… the argument:... Read more

  Posted on 30 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Investments Than Stocks, Bonds, and Money In The Bank In 2015

  Bloomberg reports that investments, including putting money in the bank, generally resulted in no gains in 2015. Those who invested in an index fund may be up... Read more

  Posted on 29 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Star Wars Earns $1 Billion In Record Time… We Have 3 More Suggestions For...

  CNN reports Star Wars has grossed over a billion dollars for Disney in a record time of 12 days.3 Ways Disney Can Earn Even More Money Stop showing the trailer... Read more

  Posted on 27 December 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY