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• Dear Toad Suck, Arkansas: A Poll Says Your Town’s Name Sucks

  

  According to a Yahoo News, a recent poll conducted in seven countries named Toad Suck, Arkansas, as the town with the “most unfortunate” name in the United... Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Good News! Airlines Are Less Likely To Lose Your Luggage! In Part Because Less O...

  

  The New York Times reports “good news” that airlines lost less luggage in 2011 than five years earlier.The New York Times cites various reasons, including... Read more

  Posted on 13 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY, TRAVEL

• Just In Time For The Olympic Closing Ceremonies… The Medals Of The Blogs We...

  

  The Olympics are about to come to a close, and this is our 50th consecutive day of comedic blogging, so we decided to celebrate and create our own event:... Read more

  Posted on 12 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Canadian Justin Bieber Tells Rolling Stone Aboriginal Canadians Get Free Gas At...

  

  According to the National Post, in a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Canadian pop star Justin Bieber told the magazine that he is of part Aboriginal... Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Drunkard Climbs In Stockholm Cop Car, Demands To Be Taken To Drunk Tank

  

  According to a report in the Local, a drunk man in Stockholm, Sweden approached a cop car that was stopped at a traffic light, and demanded to be taken to the... Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• A Kid Helps Solve Detroit’s Financial Woes, And It’s Not Kid Rock!

  

  According to the Detroit Free Press, a 9-year-old boy has worked to help solve Detroit’s financial crisis by selling lemonade and popcorn. Read more

  Posted on 09 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• India Has More Olympic Medals In Its History Than Michael Phelps, And Is...

  

  It seems just days ago, media outlets like Yahoo were reporting, blogging, and occasionally making light of the fact that Michael Phelps, then expected to win... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Bee Watch 2012 Continues: Hillary Clinton Avoids Getting Stung At Malawian...

  

  As we continue our world-wide watch of bees in 2012, we have learned from a report in the Nyasa Times that U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton avoided bein... Read more

  Posted on 07 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Oh, Canada! Some Bandit Stole Your Bees. Half A Million Gone. In Abbotsford, BC!

  

  And in case you’re wondering, you can actually sing our headline to “Oh, Canada.” Now to the news…According to CBC News, half a million bees and about 8,000... Read more

  Posted on 06 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Facebook Kills App That Let Your Facebook “Friends” Find Your Location. So You...

  

  CNBC reports that just hours after releasing a new app, called “Friends Nearby,” Facebook killed the app. “Friends Nearby” allowed users to instantly find, or a... Read more

  Posted on 06 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Olympic Gold Medals Are Made Mostly Of Silver And Copper!

  

  If you were planning on making an old joke today about dumb athletes having gold medals bronzed, hold up! There’s hardly any gold in those gold medals, as CNBC... Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Boring Vanilla Headline To Discourage You From Clicking On This Post.

  

  We get spam! For those of you unfamiliar with WordPress, it filters out spam messages that autobots try to put on message boards. Read more

  Posted on 03 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Swedish “Sexy Sausage” Ad Removed After Protests… Which Leads To Protest That Th...

  

  This is the kind of thing people protest in European countries that don’t use the Euro these days!As we first wrote here, according to the Local, a “sexy” ad fo... Read more

  Posted on 02 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• eHarmony App Helps You Get Out Of Bad eHarmony Dates!

  

  Reuters recently reported that dating web site eHarmony has created a new iPhone application called the Bad Date Rescue App.The App allows you to program your... Read more

  Posted on 01 August 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Technology Is About To Make How You Talk Seem Dated, Generation LOL!

  

  Each generation has its own unique way of speaking that is mocked by future generations, and we have some bad potential news for Generation Y (which we refer... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Hotel Replaces Bibles With Fifty Shades Of Gimmicky Controversy!

  

  According to NBC News, a hotel in Crosthwaite, in the United Kingdom has replaced all of its Gideon Bibles with E.L. James’ erotic novel “50 Shades of Grey. Read more

  Posted on 30 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Things Your House-Sitter Could Do Than Steal Your Credit Card

  

  Today is the final day of our week-long celebration of our readers! And our final entry in this series is inspired by blogger clotildajamcracker and her entry... Read more

  Posted on 30 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We Will Never Get Writer’s Block As Long As People Continue Killing Spiders...

  

  As we continue our week of celebration of our readers, we read a blog entry by novelist Candace Knoebel entitled “Caught In The Writer’s Block Web,” where she... Read more

  Posted on 28 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We Hope You Find Your “Sexy Sausage” But Doubt You’ll See That New Adam Sandler...

  

  We continue our week-long series of posts inspired by our readers. Today, we honor our anonymous readers. Specifically, the people who type things into search... Read more

  Posted on 28 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Confusing Ring Sizes Jewelers Could Try To Sell You Instead Of “Q And A...

  

  As we continue our week of writing entries inspired by our readers, we move on to our next entry we found in our WordPress Reader entitled “Half a letter for a... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY