Nottheworstnews

LATEST ARTICLES ( 1426 )

• Tube May Transport You From L.A. To San Fran In Less Time Than It Takes To...

  

  Earlier today, Elon Musk unveiled “alpha” details of how a “Hyperloop” transportation system, that uses solar power, could transport people via tubes from Los... Read more

  Posted on 13 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• No Way! Norway’s Prime Minister Drives A Cab To Campaign!

  Reuters reports that as part of a campaign for reelection, the Prime Minister of Norway drove a taxi cab around Oslo, not revealing his identity unless... Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Bank Approves Credit Card Application Where Applicant Handwrote Awesome Terms...

  MSN reports that a Russian man received a credit card application in the mail, and wrote in his own changes to the terms of the card on the contract. Read more

  Posted on 10 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Sharkmetro!

  The Gothamist reports that New York subway riders got a surprise when a dead shark was found riding a train Wednesday morning. Read more

  Posted on 09 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• No Love In Spanish Skyscraper’s Elevator?

  Gizmodo reports that a 47 story building under construction in Spain has a bit of a dilemma. Due to a change in design, leading to an increase in the size of th... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Report: World’s Unluckiest Man Luckily Gets Media Attention

  The Mail reports that a Florida man may be a candidate for World’s Unluckiest Man. He has been hit by lightning, survived a rattlesnake bite, and has been bitte... Read more

  Posted on 07 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Now Science Just Needs To Grow A Lady To Ask “Where’s The Beef?”

  The Associated Press reports that a team of scientists in the Netherlands fried a hamburger made of meat grown in a lab. That’s right, muscle cells from... Read more

  Posted on 07 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Tries To Smuggle Turtle In Hamburger Through Airport Security

  South China Morning Post reports that “a man tried to smuggle his pet turtle through security in Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport by hiding it in a KFC... Read more

  Posted on 05 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Is Your Baby Stressing You Out? Good News – It Could Be Worse!

  The Local reports that a recent study indicates that new parents in Sweden are more stressed than parents in other European countries.3 Potential Reasons We’d... Read more

  Posted on 05 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• This Would Never Happen If Deep-Fried Breaded Bread Was A Product

  The New York Times reports that the people of France are eating less bread today than their predecessors, which is leading to the bread industry adjusting its... Read more

  Posted on 03 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Can’t Toast This. Stop, Handcuff Time!

  The Toronto Sun reports that Firefighters in London, England say that the Fifty Shades of Grey book series may be responsible for a spike of people winding up i... Read more

  Posted on 03 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• This Article Could Be About Something Like A-Rod

  CNN reports that New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez could get $61 million under his contract if his career ends and he never plays another game. Read more

  Posted on 01 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Report: Naked People Found In Place You’d Expect To Find Naked People.

  Today’s news tip comes to us from blogger Sean Smithson via email from the United Kingdom. And since there’s been no front page news in the U.K. Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• That Crumbling Building Looks Like A Place For Romantic Wedding Photo Shoots,...

  Today’s news tip comes to us via email from Scott in Toronto. We always encourage our readers to send us mildly bad news, so we don’t accidentally read real... Read more

  Posted on 30 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Students Trick Yacht’s Navigation System. Interestingly, This Is Not How The...

  The Houston Chronicle reports that a professor and some University of Texas students were able to take control of an $80 million dollar yacht by overriding the... Read more

  Posted on 29 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Must Leave New Zealand Due To Being Overweight

  BBC News reports that a South African man has not had his work visa renewed due to his 286 pound weight posing a potential drain on health care resources. Read more

  Posted on 28 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Don’t Trust The Crickets!

  The Telegraph reports that a study indicates that people who are “night owls” may be more like to have the following evil character traits: narcissism,... Read more

  Posted on 27 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Goes From Billionaire To Millionaire… And You Were Mad You Lost Your Smart...

  Yahoo Finance reports that since April of last year, a Brazilian man has seen his net worth fall from $34.5 billion to $200 million.3 Worse Things Than Losing... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• America Considering Replacing Dollar Bills With Coins… We’re Not Saying You’re...

  CNN reports that when asked about the impact of the potential replacement of U.S. dollar bills with a new dollar coin on strippers, Senator John McCain stated:... Read more

  Posted on 25 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Allegedly Drunk Man Swims From Canada To Detroit… At Night… We Only Wish...

  The Windsor Star reports a man was charged with public intoxication after swimming across the Detroit River to Detroit late Monday evening and trying to swim... Read more

  Posted on 24 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY