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• That Thing You May Not Know You Want May Be In The Mail!

  The Wall Street Journal reports that Amazon has obtained a patent for “anticipatory shipping.” Under the system, Amazon will use algorithms to start shipping... Read more

  Posted on 18 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Little League Coach Sues Own Player For Over $500,000

  According to the Bleacher Report, a California Little League coach began a lawsuit against one of his own players for over $500,000 for accidentally hitting... Read more

  Posted on 17 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Drunk Man Tries To Put Out Eternal Flame In Paris With An Extinguisher, Should...

  The Local reports that a drunk man tried to use a fire extinguisher to put out the eternal flame at the Arc de Triomphe.3 More Bad Flames To Spray With A Fire... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Just In Time For The NFL Playoffs… Swamp Cabbage Pizza?

  QMI Agency reports that a Florida restaurant is serving “Everglades Pizza” featuring such toppings as python, swamp cabbage, alligator, and frog.A medium 14 inc... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Finally, Clothing That Tells People Exactly What Emotions You Are Feeling!

  The Washington Post reports that new wearable devices can sense how you are feeling, and send text messages to your contacts to let them know your current... Read more

  Posted on 14 January 2014 CURRENT, GADGETS, HUMOR, SOCIETY, TECH

• Around The World People Ride Subways Without Pants

  Yahoo reports that people around the world participated in the 13th Annual “No Pants Subway Ride,” which was organized on the internet and perhaps elsewhere. Read more

  Posted on 13 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Fox News Told Viewers If They Wanted To Read Christie Scandal Emails They Could...

  In early reporting on New Jersey Bridgegate, Fox News host Shepard Smith reportedly stated:“The emails will be trouble for Governor Christie… They’re an easy... Read more

  Posted on 12 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Grab Your Top Hat And Monocle, Majority Of Congress Now Millionaires.

  CNBC reports that according to the Center of Responsive Politics, that for the first time ever, the majority of the members of Congress are millionaires.3... Read more

  Posted on 11 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 38% Of You May Not Be Able To Read This

  CNBC reports that according to a Gallup survey, 58% of Americans still have their VCRs, which is more than the numbers who have desktop computers, iPods, video... Read more

  Posted on 10 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Woman Loses Winning Lottery Ticket, Surveillance Video Helps Lottery Officials...

  CNN reports that a woman from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada bought a lottery ticket and lost it, unaware that it was worth about $50 million. Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Looks Like Someone May Have Been A Bit Too “Hasty” When They Put Up This Store...

  

  This is a store sign from a convenience store chain called “Hasty Market” we took the other day. As you can see, it appears someone may have been a little too... Read more

  Posted on 08 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If You’re Applying For A Job In Oregon, Your Prospective Employer Can No Longer...

  USA Today reports that Oregon has joined 11 other states banning employers from asking prospective employees for their Facebook login information and password... Read more

  Posted on 08 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Sleeps Through Plane-Skidding-Off-Runway Incident

  Yahoo reports that a man slept through a plane skidding a bit off the runway at JFK Airport yesterday, on a flight bound from Toronto to New York.From the... Read more

  Posted on 07 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• France Reportedly Not Lending Mona Lisa To Italy.

  The Local reports that France has rejected a request from Italy to borrow the Mona Lisa for an exhibit.3 Questions That Arise From This Story1. Read more

  Posted on 06 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Japanese Court Awards Damages For Baby Switched At Birth In 1953

  According to an ABC News report, a Japanese man has won a lawsuit against a hospital in Japan for accidentally switching him at birth for another baby in 1953.... Read more

  Posted on 04 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If You Go On Dates To Get Free Meals And Blog About It, You, Too, May Get To...

  Earlier this year, we wrote about a Toronto woman who goes on dates with men to get free meals and then blogs about it.QMI Agency reports that she may now get... Read more

  Posted on 04 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Donkey Meat + Fox DNA = Product Recall

  CNN reports that Wal-Mart has recalled donkey meat in China because it was “contaminated” with fox DNA.3 Questions That Arise From This Story1. Are they sure... Read more

  Posted on 03 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• #ItalianParkingTickets

  The Local reports that in Rome, Italy, police are using Twitter complaints from the public to give out parking tickets.3 More Fines We’d Like To See Result... Read more

  Posted on 01 January 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Under The Wire! One More Ridiculous Headline For 2013!

  Here is a headline from QMI Agency today: “Sex doll sent into space.” Apparently, that’s exactly where a California-based adult products maker sent a doll... Read more

  Posted on 31 December 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Wipe That Cheese Powder Off Your Face, Hackers May Be Watching You!

  Minyanville reports that hackers can use the camera in your lap top web cam to spy on you, without turning on any warning light!3 Questions That Arise From... Read more

  Posted on 30 December 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY