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Drunk Man Tries To Put Out Eternal Flame In Paris With An Extinguisher, Should Have Looked Up “Eternal” In Dictionary Instead

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

The Local reports that a drunk man tried to use a fire extinguisher to put out the eternal flame at the Arc de Triomphe.

3 More Bad Flames To Spray With A Fire Extinguisher

1. The image of a fire in the instructions of how to use a fire extinguisher. Now nobody will be able to read the instructions if there is a real fire!

2. The Calgary Flames. It’s already cold in Calgary, and an extinguisher won’t put out images of flames, no matter what you’ve learned about physics from Looney Toons, based on your behavior in paragraph 1.

3. All of the flames on the sun. Suntan lotion with SPF 60 is a cheaper, more efficient way of accomplishing your goal of not getting on sunburn, Pasty!


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