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• Mashed Potatoes Close U.K. Highway

  QMI agency reports that a U.K highway was closed Saturday after a truck “shed its load” of instant mashed potatoes.3 Worse Uses Of Instant Mashed Potatoes1. Read more

  Posted on 27 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Nude, Unisex Airport Sauna Will Soon Be A Thing

  CNN reports that Finnair is adding a new “towel optional,” unisex, nearly one-hundred degree Celsius sauna to its airport lounges.3 Questions That Arise From... Read more

  Posted on 26 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Yahoo CEO Late For Dinner After Sleeping Late In France

  Marketwatch reports that Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer recently overslept, resulting in her being two hours late for a dinner at an advertising conference in Cannes,... Read more

  Posted on 25 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• High School Kids Like Beats Better Than World Wide Web

  The Atlantic reports that a survey indicates that web sites are not popular among high school kids. Specifically, kids go to apps these days, with Pandora and... Read more

  Posted on 24 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Sensors We’d Like To See On iWatch

  According to a report citing the Wall Street Journal, Apple will unveil an iWatch that will have at least 10 sensors that monitor various things including healt... Read more

  Posted on 23 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Ads We’d Like To See On NBA Jerseys

  Deadspin reports that the NBA Logo has been moved to the back of jerseys to possibly make room for ads.So your favorite NBA player’s uniform can now more closel... Read more

  Posted on 23 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Law: You Can’t File For Divorce Or Sue King Of Spain

  The Local (Spain’s news in English) reports that due to a crazy law that prevents people from suing kings of Spain, the recently married King could prevent the... Read more

  Posted on 21 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Incomplete Pass Of Football Stuffed With Heroin Doesn’t Fool Prison Guards

  Reuters reports that a Michigan man has been accused of attempting to throw a normal-looking football stuffed with heroin, cell phones, and cell phone chargers... Read more

  Posted on 20 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Baseball Player Traded For $1

  The Bleacher Report reports that the Milwaukee Brewers have traded pitcher Brad Mills to the Oakland A’s for $1.3 Worse Things To Trade From Milwaukee To Oaklan... Read more

  Posted on 20 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Nuns Allegedly Not Neighborly To Neighboring Strip Club

  Yahoo reports that a Chicago-area convent has sued a strip club for disturbing the convent’s nuns with loud, pulsating music, flashing neon and strobe lights,... Read more

  Posted on 19 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking News: Airline Loses Checked Item, Then Finds It

  The Bleacher Report reports that United Airlines lost professional golfer Rory McIlroy’s clubs before a major tournament in Ireland. And then they found them... Read more

  Posted on 17 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Spends Half The Year Living In Retired 727 Aircraft

  Yahoo reports that an Oregon man spends about half the year living in a retired Boeing 727.3 Housewarming Gifts We Would Buy For A Man Who Lives In An Old... Read more

  Posted on 17 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Scientists: There’s Enough Water To Fill 3 Oceans Beneath The Earth

  The Guardian reports that scientists have found rock layer 400 miles beneath the Earth may contain three times more water than the world’s oceans.3 Frequently... Read more

  Posted on 15 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Texas Rangers Warn Of Dangers Of Doing The Wave

  Newslook reports that the Texas Rangers posted a message during a Major League Baseball game, banning “the wave.” Specifically, the message said:“Attention:... Read more

  Posted on 14 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking News: Allegedly High Man Crashes Car Through Glass At CNN Center

  CNN reports that an allegedly high 22-year-old man drove his Mercedes through the glass at the base of CNN’s headquarters in Atlanta. Read more

  Posted on 14 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Starbucks Gets Latest Tech That Doesn’t Work With Latest Tech

  CNN reports that Starbucks is going to offer wireless phone recharging.It works without any special case for phones you’ve never heard of… and requires a specia... Read more

  Posted on 12 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Waffle House Refuses To Let Waitress Keep Large, Non-Waffle Tip

  Yahoo reports that a waitress at Waffle House received a $1,000.00 tip from a customer, but was told she was not allowed to keep it, as company policy is that... Read more

  Posted on 11 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Used Wedding Dress Comes With Baggage, So No Need To Buy A Matching Purse!

  Yahoo reports that a man, upset that his wife allegedly cheated on him has offered her wedding dress for sale on an online web site. Read more

  Posted on 10 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Things We Hope Will Be Next Now That Austrian Billboard Ads Target Dogs

  The Local (Austria’s News In English) reports that dogs are being targeted by dog treat billboards in Austria. The ads are at dog-eye level and “exude the... Read more

  Posted on 10 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Florida Man Calls 9-1-1 After Wife Dumps Out Beer

  QMI Agency reports that a Florida man was arrested after repeatedly calling 9-1-1 to complain that his wife threw out his unfinished beer.3 Situations That Coul... Read more

  Posted on 09 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY