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• 57,000 Channels and Nothing On

  CNBC reports that Apple may be developing a skinny streaming service where you would be able to subscribe to a smaller amount of channels…like say 20.... Read more

  Posted on 18 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Soon You Will Be Able to Use Your Face to Buy Things, Instead of the Faces of...

  CNBC reports that Chinese e-commerce giant Alibaba has indicated in the future it may use mobile facial recognition to verify that users are buying something.3... Read more

  Posted on 16 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Polls Show That Polls Aren’t Always Very Useful

  CNET reports that various polls taken recently indicate that between 3% and 30% of Americans are very likely to buy an Apple Watch, depending on which poll you... Read more

  Posted on 15 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Bride Walks Out On Groom After He Demonstrates Weak Math Skills

  The AP reports that a bride walked out of a wedding ceremony in India after she asked the groom the following math question:15+6.Hint: the answer is not 17, lik... Read more

  Posted on 14 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Items We Wonder If GOP Talking Heads Will Ask Hillary To Disclose

  Yesterday we wrote about the fact that some GOP members on cable news seem to want Hillary Clinton to disclose a lot of personal email. Read more

  Posted on 13 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• GOP Apparently Wants Hillary To Disclose Everything Ever

  GOP cable news talking heads are demanding Hillary Clinton reveal all her personal email while she was Secretary of State. Here are 3 more things we predict the... Read more

  Posted on 13 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Alberta Town Bans After Hours Swearing

  CTV reports that a small town in Alberta called Taber has banned swearing, spitting, and yelling between the hours of 11:00 p.m. and 7:00 a.m.3 Unwritten Laws W... Read more

  Posted on 11 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Whoops – Ireland Accidenatlly Legalizes Crystal Meth and Ecstasy For A Day…

  Yahoo reports that Ireland has scrambled to pass a new law to reverse the effect of an appellate court decision that reportedly accidentally legalized crystal... Read more

  Posted on 10 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Apple Introduces Device To Help People Not Pay Attention At Meetings

  Apple officially unveiled its new watch today. We rate three features:1. The ability to read texts, emails, Tweets, and pretty much everything else you check... Read more

  Posted on 09 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Museums World Wide Banning Selfie Sticks

  Yahoo News Digest reports that museums in Paris, including the Louvre are moving toward banning selfie sticks to avoid tourists accidentally damaging art. Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Apple to Unveil Apple Watch on Monday. Here Are 3 Features We’d Like To See…

  1. App that laughs at $30,000 watches that only tell time. (Said $30,000 watches will retaliate by blinding the Apple Watch using the sun and their... Read more

  Posted on 07 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Snuggie Scandal!

  The Associated Press reports that the company that makes Snuggies (the blanket with sleeves!) has entered an eight-million dollar settlement with the FTC after... Read more

  Posted on 06 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Room Service For Mary Smith!

  Five Thirty Eight reports that Chelsea Clinton, who checks into hotels under the name “Diane Reynolds” could have picked a more common name. Read more

  Posted on 06 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Fox Business News Has Interesting Concept Of “Worst Customer Service”

  Fox Business News reports that an American Airlines flight that normally takes 50 minutes between Dallas and Oklahoma City took 10 hours… due to weather delays. Read more

  Posted on 04 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Canadians Asked To Stop Doodling On Five Dollar Bills To Create Spock Look-Alike

  The Timmins Press reports that the Bank of Canada has asked Canadians to stop “Spocking” five dollar bills.Specifically, using a pen, artistic Canadians have... Read more

  Posted on 04 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Men Try To Build “Man Cave” In Public Park

  Yahoo News Digest reports that a mystery tunnel found in a Toronto park near a future venue of the Pan Am games turns out to be a man cave built by two... Read more

  Posted on 03 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• What On God’s Green Earth is “Organic Evaporated Cane Juice?”

  

  This is the second instalment of our series on #MysteryIngredients. Today we look at an organic beverage, described as a “strawberry flavored juice drink in a... Read more

  Posted on 02 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Funny Kitten Video Business Not As Lucrative As You May Have Thought

  The Wall Street Journal reports that YouTube is not a profitable business.3 Possible Explanations We Have As To Why YouTube Is Not Profitable1. Read more

  Posted on 28 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• “You Talking To Me?” “No We We’re Talking To The Person Down The Street. Whoops.”

  Yahoo Finance reports that Robert De Niro was hit with a $6 million tax bill after the IRS allegedly sent delinquency notices to an old address.3 Wrong Addresse... Read more

  Posted on 27 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Slogans We Propose As Disney Raises Prices To Theme Parks

  The LA Times reports that Disney has raised the price of admission to its Anaheim theme parks to $99 for kids 10 and older from $96.  Disney has also raised... Read more

  Posted on 26 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY