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• Some Psychologists Just Said Your Selfie Probably Makes You A Terrible Person

  MarketWatch reports that two new studies indicate that people who post more selfies on social media are likely to have the dark triad of character traits:... Read more

  Posted on 17 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Have You Been Paying Too Much For Cat-Training Aids?

  Yahoo Finance reports that Amazon Prime Day, a shopping day Amazon created and promised to be bigger than Black Friday, may be turning out to be a flop.Among th... Read more

  Posted on 15 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Stunts We’d Like To See Tom Cruise Perform

  Digg Video reports that Tom Cruise did some of his own stunts for the latest Mission Impossible movie, including hanging on to the exterior of a plane in flight... Read more

  Posted on 14 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 New Album Titles We Propose For 50 Cent After He Filed For Bankruptcy

  Business Insider reports that 50 Cent has filed for bankruptcy. He was reportedly worth half a billion in 2007, in part due to selling a minority stake in... Read more

  Posted on 13 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• That Annoying Passenger Next To You On The Plane May Be Sitting Backwards In...

  The LA Times reports that a leading French airline seat manufacturer has patented a new airline seat design where every other passenger will be seated backwards. Read more

  Posted on 13 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Snow. Boston. July. What?

  Wired reports there is snow in Boston that has not melted, in part because it was mixed with other junk when it was removed from roads which makes it less likel... Read more

  Posted on 11 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Applebee’s Apparently Think “Free” Is A Suitable Price For Some Of Its Food

  CNBC reports that as part of a new promotion, Applebee’s is giving away free food. Specifically “sampler plates of its new sriracha shrimp and churro s-mores... Read more

  Posted on 10 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Toronto Driver Caught With Mannequins In High Occupancy Vehicle Lane

  CBC reports that a man has been charged by police after being caught driving in an HOV lane created for the upcoming Toronto Pan Am Games with two female... Read more

  Posted on 09 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• New York Stock Exchange And United Airlines Shut Down On Same Day Due To Tech...

  Fox News reports that all United Airlines planes were temporarily grounded for a few hours today, followed by the New York Stock Exchange halting trading of... Read more

  Posted on 08 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Shark Falls From Sky. What Movie Plot Will Come True Next?

  Yahoo News reports that a shark has fallen from the sky onto a woman’s garden in Virginia Beach. Experts reportedly believe that no Sharknado was involved – the... Read more

  Posted on 07 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Guy With 11% of the Vote Of One Party Loses Support Of Wealthier Billionaire

  Forbes reports that Mexican telecom billionaire, Carlos Slim, one of the world’s several richest men, severed ties with Donald Trump related to some... Read more

  Posted on 07 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Parents Naming Kids After Disney Characters

  The New York Times reports that “Elsa” has become a popular name in America for the first time in decades, likely due to the Disney movie “Frozen.” The names... Read more

  Posted on 06 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• CNN: Chances Of Getting Bit By Shark About The Same As Getting Elected POTUS

  CNN reports that the chance of getting bitten by a shark is about one in 11.5 million, which is apparently the same chance of getting hit by lightning or electe... Read more

  Posted on 04 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Oh Great, MasterCard May Lead To More Selfies

  Americans.org reports that MasterCard is testing selfies to authenticate payments. The user will reportedly have to blink at a certain time so that the biometri... Read more

  Posted on 03 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Whole Foods Mark-Up.

  The Associated Press reports that Whole Foods Market has apologized for “unintentional” “pricing mistakes” in stores in New York.“How many mistakes did they... Read more

  Posted on 02 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Guess You Can’t Buy A “Made In China” Trump Tie At Macy’s

  CNN reports that due to offensive comments made by Republican hopeful Donald Trump, Macy’s has stopped carrying Trump-branded products.3 Lessons Learned From... Read more

  Posted on 01 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Report: NBA Player Traded Between 5 Different Teams In About A Week

  The Bleacher Report reports that NBA guard Luke Ridnour has been traded four times, between five different teams over the past week or so. It went like this:... Read more

  Posted on 30 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Three New Hosts We’d Like To See For The Celebrity Apprentice

  The Associated Press reports that NBC has terminated its business relationships with Donald Trump due to offensive comments he made. But there’s “better” news... Read more

  Posted on 29 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Ideas We Have On How To Make Your Blackberry-Bacteria Free

  Telecompaper reports that Blackberry plans a “bacteria-free” smartphone for hospitals. They’ll be no need to wipe down the germs (or dust) on these items. How... Read more

  Posted on 28 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Nobody Wanted To See Your Selfie From Space Mountain Anyway

  Yahoo News Digest reports that Disney has banned selfie sticks from its theme parks. It had previously banned them from rides, but that didn’t stop some people... Read more

  Posted on 27 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY