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• Surprise! The High Pay Of Your Company’s CEO Doesn’t Mean They Will Do A Better...

  Yahoo Finance reports that a Cornell University study found that giving CEOs at America’s largest companies bonuses such as cash, stock, and options, does not... Read more

  Posted on 05 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Things We Wonder If You’ll Accidentally Buy With Twitter’s “Buy” Button

  Twitter announced that users in the United States will now be able to buy products while on Twitter using a “buy” button in tweets. Read more

  Posted on 04 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Ways To Tell If Your Online Stock Brokerage Account Has Been Hacked

  CNN reports that online stock trading service Scottrade has been hacked, with information “lost” on 4.6 million customers.The company says trading information... Read more

  Posted on 03 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We’d Like To Give A Bad Rating To The People Who Came Up With An App That Rates...

  Silicon Beat reports a new app called “Peeple” allows you to rate people, similarly to how you’d rate restaurants on Yelp, or hotels on TripAdvisor. Yes, you ca... Read more

  Posted on 01 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Trump-esque Suggestions We Have Now That Trump Hotels Were Hacked

  CNN reports that some Trump hotels have been hacked leading to guest information potentially being compromised over a one year period.Since we’re all about... Read more

  Posted on 01 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Lessons Learned After Trump Ends Fox News Boycott Within A Week

  Yahoo reports that six days after Donald Trump said he would boycott Fox News for the foreseeable future, he agreed to appear on tonight’s O’Reilly Factor. Read more

  Posted on 30 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• You Didn’t Get The Memo: UFOs Exist According To Alleged FBI Memo

  Yahoo reports that Japanese UFO researchers have found an FBI memo saying that several three-feet tall aliens flew a saucer to New Mexico, where it crashed as... Read more

  Posted on 29 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Poll: Majority of Republicans Want Someone With No Political Experience To Lead...

  CNN reports that a new poll indicates Donald Trump, favored by 21% of Republican Primary voters is in a statistical tie with Ben Carson, who has 20% of the vote... Read more

  Posted on 27 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Toronto Blue Jays Clinch Playoff Spot And Didn’t Seem To Know

  The Toronto Blue Jays clinched a playoff spot last night, but it seems that they, and some of the media, just realized it now.  The team Tweeted the news... Read more

  Posted on 26 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Slogans We Propose For Volkswagen After Recent Emissions Scandal

  CNN reports that Volkswagen has appointed the head of Porsche to be its new CEO after a scandal in which the company admitted it may have programmed software... Read more

  Posted on 25 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• And You Thought That 160,000 Character Password You Created Was Secure

  The Guardian reports that without a security patch, following a few steps including adding a very, very long Password into certain Android phones will lead to... Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• The Pope Used To Be A Bouncer

  NBC reports that to pay his way through school, the Pope used to be a bouncer at a Buenos Aires bar.3 Questions That Arise From This Story Hey, why is this... Read more

  Posted on 23 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Starbucks Now Allowing Americans To Order-Ahead

  CNN reports that Starbucks will allow American orders to jump-the-line and order a drink via an app for pick-up.3 Questions That Arise From This Story If you us... Read more

  Posted on 22 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Milwaukee Brewers Higher 30-Year-Old General Manager

  The Milwaukee Brewers have hired 30-year-old Harvard grad, David Sterans as their new GM.3 Questions That Arise From This Story “What’s the big deal? The team i... Read more

  Posted on 21 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Carly Fiorina Moves To #2 In Polls After GOP Debate

  CNN reports that Carly Fiorina has moved to number two in the polls with 15% support, behind Donald Trump who has fallen to 24% support. One talking head on... Read more

  Posted on 21 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• New York Mets Alter “Kiss Cam” Policy.

  CNN reports that after complaints of homophobia, the New York Mets will no longer be putting photos of two opposing players on its “Kiss Cam. Read more

  Posted on 20 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• NHL Players Will Have To Go Through Metal Detectors

  The Toronto Sun reports that fans and players alike will have to go through metal detectors to enter arenas this upcoming season. Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Whole Foods Press Release: “we Love You.”

  Whole Foods Market issued a press release in which its Executive Vice-President of Operations, David Lannon said:“We are looking forward to deepening our... Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• CBC: Conservative Party Of Canada Won’t Answer Whether It Buys Facebook Likes

  CBC reports that it reached out to all four major political parties in Canada, asking whether they buy Facebook likes, and the Liberals, Greens, and NDP said... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking: Anderson Cooper Showing Wear Moderators Will Sit In Tomorrow’s GOP...

  Anderson Cooper just did a segment showing where specific CNN reporters will be sitting at tomorrow night’s GOP debate.3 Reasons CNN must think this is “news.”... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY