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• Report: Company You Never Heard Of Will Be Closed Black Friday

  CNN reports that a company called “REI” which sells active-wear will be closing its 100+ stores on Black Friday, urging consumers to go outside instead. Read more

  Posted on 27 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Chris Christie In Non-Newsworthy Train Car Mix-Up

  CNN reports that Chris Christie boarded the “Quiet Car” of an Amtrak train, where loud conversations and cell phone conversations are no-nos. Read more

  Posted on 26 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Mets to Meet Royals In World Series

  The Kansas City Royals will take on the New York Mets in the 2015 World Series.3 Facts That Arise From This Story The last time the Royals won the World Series... Read more

  Posted on 25 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Zara Founder Briefly World’s Wealthiest Man

  CBC reports that the founder of Zara, Amancia Ortega, was briefly the world’s wealthiest man, overtaking Bill Gates on Friday. Read more

  Posted on 23 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Report: Jeff Bezos Now Third Richest Person In America

  Yahoo Finance reports that Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is now the third richest person in America. From the article:“Amazon, a company known for growing its business... Read more

  Posted on 23 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Asteroid Expect To Miss Earth By 300,000 Miles On Halloween

  CNN reports that an Asteroid is expected to miss earth by 300,000 miles on Halloween, which is “slightly farther away than the moon. Read more

  Posted on 22 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Amazon Suing Sellers Of Fake Reviews

  CNN reports that Amazon is suing 1,000 sellers of fake positive reviews.Some “reviewers” apparently accepted empty envelopes with Amazon shipping labels from... Read more

  Posted on 19 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Playboy To Stop Printing Nudity… We Propose Three Slogans For The New Magazine

  CNN reports that Playboy, with a circulation of 800,000 will soon drop nude images from its magazine, to compete with other magazines like GQ and Esquire. Read more

  Posted on 19 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• CNN: Americans From Some States May Need Passports To Fly Within The U.S.

  CNN reports that driver’s licenses from Louisiana, New York, New Hampshire, and Minnesota may not be good enough to take a domestic flight within the U.S. at... Read more

  Posted on 17 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Steve Ballmer Discloses 4% Stake In Twitter

  Bloomberg reports that former Microsoft CEO has disclosed he has bought a 4% stake in Twitter.3 Questions That Arise From This Story Is Steve Ballmer even... Read more

  Posted on 16 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• After 60 Years Saskatchewan Town Stops Using Slogan “Land of Rape and Honey.”

  MacLean’s reports that the town of Tisdale, Saskatchewan has decided to stop using its slogan: “Land of Rape and Honey.”In the town “Rape” refers to Rapeseed. Read more

  Posted on 16 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• SABMiller Accepts Anheuser-Busch-Inbev Offer… We’ve Got 3 Slogans For The New...

  SABMiller, the world’s second largest beer-maker announced today that it has agreed in principle to be acquired by Anheuser-Busch-Inbev, the world’s largest... Read more

  Posted on 14 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Ticker Symbols We Would Have Chosen For Ferrari

  CNN reports that Ferrari has set a $1 billion IPO valuing the company at $10 billion. The stock will trade under the ticker symbol “RACE.” Here are 3 ticker... Read more

  Posted on 12 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Asteroid Misses Earth By 15 Million Miles So You Can Read This Blog

  CNN reports on Saturday an asteroid missed the earth by 15 million miles. For those of you who want to be able to comprehend that number, CNN pointed out that... Read more

  Posted on 11 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Dr. Ben Carson Raises Over $30 Million, Bernie Sanders Raises More Than Any...

  Yahoo Finance reports that Hillary Clinton leads all Presidential candidates in known donations received at over $75 Million. Bernie Sanders was second, and... Read more

  Posted on 10 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Products We’d Like To See If Anheuser-Busch and SABMiller Merged

  As we’ve been writing recently, the parent companies of Bud and Miller Lite are considering a merger.Here are 3 more products we’d like to see from any... Read more

  Posted on 09 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 New Products We’d Like To See If Miller and Budweiser’s Parent Companies Merged

  As reported yesterday, Anheuser-Busch-Inbev, maker of Bud and Stella, is trying to take over SABMiller, maker of Miller Lite.Here are three new products we’d... Read more

  Posted on 08 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Miller Lite Maker Reject Repeated Takeover Attempts By Bud Light Maker

  Reuters reports that SABMiller, maker of beers including Miller Lite, has rejected multiple takeover offers from Anheuser-Busch-Inbev, maker of Corona, Stella... Read more

  Posted on 07 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Here Are 3 Slogans We Propose For Bankrupt American Apparel

  The NY Post reports that American Apparel has filed for bankruptcy, but will continue operations. Since they may not be able to afford slogans right now, we... Read more

  Posted on 06 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Uber and Lyft Now In Las Vegas – Just Not The Airport Or on the Strip, But...

  Travel weekly reports that after lengthy legal battles, Uber and Lyft are now operating at Las Vegas. Just not at the airport or directly on the Strip…3... Read more

  Posted on 05 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY