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• Google Self-Driving Car Pulled Over By Cop

  CNN reports that a Mountain View, California police-officer pulled over a self-driving car, with no driver for driving too slowly. Read more

  Posted on 15 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Company Improves Wifi On Planes

  Yahoo Finance reports that a company called GoGo demonstrated on a test flight that its in-flight WiFi system can handle data intensive services like FaceTime,... Read more

  Posted on 15 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 13-Year-Old Retires From Toy Testing Job

  CNN reports that Toys ‘R’ Us Canadian Chief Play officer is retiring at the age of 13. The job apparently involves playing with toys and evaluating them for... Read more

  Posted on 13 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• CNN: “Trump Talks Clinton’s ‘massive’ New Hairdo”

  CNN reports that Donald Trump commented on Hillary Clinton’s new hairdo, calling it massive.3 Slogans We Propose For The Donald Trump Campaign Making America... Read more

  Posted on 12 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Crab Restaurant Testing No Tipping

  CNN reports that Joe’s Crab Shack is testing a “no tipping” policy in a few restaurants. Reportedly the restaurants will increase food prices 12-15% and the mov... Read more

  Posted on 11 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Observations About Starbucks Red Coffee Cup

  CNN reports that apparently people on the internet and Donald Trump are angry that a seasonal Starbucks coffee cup doesn’t say “Merry Christmas. Read more

  Posted on 10 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Target Will Be Open On Thanksgiving; Staples To Remain Closed

  CNN reports for the second year in a row, Target will open at 6:00 p.m. on Thanksgiving. Other retailers, like Staples have elected to remain closed.3... Read more

  Posted on 10 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trump SNL: Where Were The Jokes?

  Donald Trump hosted Saturday Night Live last night.  As we wrote yesterday, Trump reportedly asked the show to cut some risqué jokes that may offend Iowa voters. Read more

  Posted on 08 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Slogans We Propose For SNL After Trump Rejects Skits For Iowa Voters

  CNN reports that Donald Trump has rejected some skits for tonight’s SNL episode he will be hosting because they are too risqué for Iowa voters. Read more

  Posted on 07 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Google To Scan Gmail Emails and Suggest Replies… We Have Some Replies We’d Like...

  CNN reports that a new Gmail feature will scan emails and suggest replies, because let’s face it, you’re too lazy to have it any other way. Read more

  Posted on 06 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Twitter Replaces Stars With Hearts

  Twitter has apparently replaced “favourites” symbolized by stars with “likes” symbolized by hearts.  All we can say is: it’s about time, and now here are:3... Read more

  Posted on 06 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• KFC Opens All You Can Eat Restaurant In Osaka, Japan

  Yahoo reports that KFC has opened an all-you-can eat restaurant in Osaka, Japan. For about $19, you can eat all the chicken and sides you want for up to 90... Read more

  Posted on 04 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 New Slogans We Propose For Volkswagen Brands In Light Of 2nd Emission Potentia...

  Global News reports that the U.S. EPA has stated that more Volkswagen vehicles, including Porsches and Audis contained software allegedly designed to deceive... Read more

  Posted on 03 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Blackberry Releases “Priv” Android Phone… We Suggest 3 Slogans For It.

  The Canadian Press reports that Blackberry has released its first Android phone called the “Priv.” So it’s sorta an Android phone with a slide-out keyboard on... Read more

  Posted on 03 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Asking Price For World Series Tickets Reached Record High Yesterday

  CNBC reported before yesterday’s Mets-Royals game that at an average asking price of $1437.19, the price of tickets to see a World Series game in New York... Read more

  Posted on 01 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Things To Do With Your Extra Daylight Savings Time Hour

  Tonight is the end of Daylight Savings Time, so don’t forget to set your clocks back at 2:00 a.m. Here are three ways you can spend this extra hour… Write... Read more

  Posted on 01 November 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Republicans Refuse To Participate In NBC Debate Because They Didn’t Like CNBC...

  CNN reports that the GOP has “suspended” its next NBC debate because it did not like the questions asked during Wednesday’s sister channel, CNBC debate. Read more

  Posted on 31 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Congratulations On Being Baseball’s Executive Of The Year… Now See You Later!

  Sporting News reports that Toronto Blue Jays (former) General Manager Alex Anthopoulos has won its award of “Baseball Executive of the Year. Read more

  Posted on 29 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More T-Shirt Slogans We Suggest For Company Suing Jenners

  Yesterday, we wrote about a clothing company called “Island Company” suing PacSun and Kylie and Kendall Jenner because one of the Jenner PacSun tees allegedly... Read more

  Posted on 28 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Slogans We Suggest For Company That Sued Jenners and PacSun Sued Over T-Shirt

  The Huffington Post reports that Kylie and Kendall Jenner have been sued, along with PacSun because one of their branded T-Shirts sold at PacSun allegedly... Read more

  Posted on 28 October 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY