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• The Karens Have Taken Over The Internet And They Are Growing Like A Pack Of...

  

  You know what they call a pack of Karens? A Complaint or Terror. (According to some Reddit thread) I am so over the “Karens” of the world. And I’m not talking... Read more

  Posted on 14 December 2020 LIFESTYLE

• 10 Of The Funniest Christmas Tweets That Would Even Make The Grinch Lol.

  

  2020 has not been our friend. Thanksgiving was a bust and Christmas is not longer much better. SO we turned to Twitter to make us laugh and chuckle while... Read more

  Posted on 07 December 2020 LIFESTYLE

• A Very Merry Covid Holiday. Keep Your Spirits And Masks Up!

  

  Well it was bound to happen. Both the hubster and myself have been hijacked by the Covid. We wear masks, wash our hands, don’t touch our faces and barely go... Read more

  Posted on 30 November 2020 LIFESTYLE

• Best 5 Holiday Gifts To Give Her. Oprah and Santa’s Elves Agree.

  

  It’s 2020 and we aren’t even sure if we can gather for the holidays, much less give gifts. BUT, if you plan to still play Santa or ship out a gift or two or... Read more

  Posted on 23 November 2020 LIFESTYLE

• Ok Pinterest, You Make Holiday Decorations Look So Easy But You Make Me Feel Lik...

  

  I want to be one of those super creative people that makes their own holiday decorations. I am NOT one of those people. Unfortunately, Pinterest makes me feel... Read more

  Posted on 16 November 2020 LIFESTYLE

• How Are We Going To Have A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Dinner During Covid And...

  

  Talk about run-on sentences. But hey, anything goes at Midlife Margaritas Inc.,. The short answer is IDK and IDK. (I don’t know for those of you not up on the... Read more

  Posted on 09 November 2020 LIFESTYLE

• Election 2020. Will It Be The End Of Humankind Or Will It Be What We Need To Fin...

  

  We are just a few days away from Election Day 2020. Is this the end of the world? A new fresh start? Armageddon? I think we are all very anxious and excited in ... Read more

  Posted on 02 November 2020 LIFESTYLE

• Super Spooky Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark From Our Childhood Years.

  

  Think back to when you were really young. Even before that. Anything spooky happen to you? And not just at Halloween. Did dead relatives visit you? Did you... Read more

  Posted on 26 October 2020 LIFESTYLE

• What Fresh Hell Is ‘Mercury In Retrograde’ And Are We Ready For That as Hallowee...

  

  Mercury in Retrograde means the planet Mercury appears to stop and move backwards from it’s orbit. This means during this time, all the bad things that happen,... Read more

  Posted on 19 October 2020 LIFESTYLE

• Another Hilarious Woman in Comedy! Meet Tara Brown!

  

  You all know I love a comedian. I especially love a woman comedian. I had the fantastic opportunity to Zoom interview Tara Brown of Tara Brown Comedy. She is... Read more

  Posted on 12 October 2020 LIFESTYLE

• 13 Hair-Raising Halloween Facts That Will Make Your Skin Crawl And Give You...

  

  Not really that scary but still. Everyone loves a good scare now and then. Do you have a scary story to tell? Leave in the comments! Read more

  Posted on 05 October 2020 LIFESTYLE

• How to Enjoy The Fall Season During a Horrifying Apocalyptic Pandemic. Bonus...

  

  How’s that for a terrifying title? Thank goodness there isn’t a Pumpkin Spice shortage yet am I right? If that fall vibe hasn’t hit you yet, it will. Read more

  Posted on 28 September 2020 LIFESTYLE

• Open Letter to the Downright Hateful Ass Algorithms on Social Media All Over...

  

  Can you tell I’m a little ticked Mr. Algorithm? You change constantly and I feel like you are doing it on purpose. Don’t you get it? We (people all over the... Read more

  Posted on 21 September 2020 LIFESTYLE

• Just a List of Moronic Things Sucking My Ever-loving Soul Dry to the Bone.

  

  I know 2020 hasn’t been very kind or helpful to most of us. Maybe some of you have it pretty good right now and if you do, you probably shouldn’t tell anyone. Read more

  Posted on 14 September 2020 LIFESTYLE

• Adventures During Covid

  

  Hello Margarita Squad! I guess by now you have heard that I have hooked up with the girls at www.RidiculouslyUnperfect.com. I’m not ditching you all here either... Read more

  Posted on 07 September 2020 LIFESTYLE

• Hello September! Will You Be Awesome Or Nah?

  

  Tomorrow is September 1st, 2020. My birthday is on the 2nd. Will September be better than March through August? Let’s hope so. Read more

  Posted on 31 August 2020 LIFESTYLE

• So You’ve Hit Your Limit With Life Right Now And You Need A Reset To Get Back...

  

  Are you stuck right now? Not even sure how you feel anymore? Maybe a case of the blues? (and I don’t mean B.B. King) What are you going to do? How are you... Read more

  Posted on 24 August 2020 LIFESTYLE

• Calling Grandmother Even If She Can’t Hear Worth A Damn!

  

  So yesterday I called my Grandmother. You remember me telling you about her? If not you can read that post here: https://midlifemargaritas. Read more

  Posted on 17 August 2020 LIFESTYLE

• We Aren’t Close To The Apocalypse, We Are Knee Deep In It And Need To Pay...

  

  Scared yet? The Dictionary says Apocalypse is: the complete final destruction of the world, as described in the biblical book of Revelation. Read more

  Posted on 10 August 2020 LIFESTYLE

• Not Just Another Karen!

  

  Karen Mills If we are going to name more essential employees, I think we need to add comedians to the list. We need humor now more than ever. Did you know that... Read more

  Posted on 03 August 2020 LIFESTYLE