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• I Fought A Devil Bug In My Bathroom at 1:45 Am And No One Cared That I Almost...

  It’s hard to continue to love your family when they’re not there for you in your greatest hour of need. Not even the Dog. So here’s what happened: We recently... Read more

  Posted on 09 August 2021 LIFESTYLE

• How To Find Some Sanity By Writing A To-Do List And Letter Writing Campaign...

  I wake up every morning thinking this will be the day I will be like Cinderella and clean my house with the singing birds and mice helping and all will be... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Midlife Moving and Grooving But My Brain Can’t Remember Which Moving Box The...

  Hey Friends! Most of you know that we recently downsized to an apartment (A very Luxury place!) and we are still unpacking. Problem is, can’t find s#!t. Boxes... Read more

  Posted on 19 July 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Another Round of Hilarious Tweets To Keep You From Losing Your Mind During...

  We just moved into our new home and since I am trying to unpack my life in a new place, I decided to keep me from posting another rant, I’d find stuff that... Read more

  Posted on 13 July 2021 LIFESTYLE

• July 4th Is Being Celebrated Here Once Again In The USA, But Not Without...

  Trigger Warnings abound for this one folks. Read at your own risk and try not to lose your minds in the comments and DM’s please! Today is July 4th and that... Read more

  Posted on 04 July 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Why You Should Care About Britney Spears Conservatorship And What It Means To...

  

  The following post is only my opinion. She was 16 when the fame really started to hit for Britney. She was young, beautiful and every boy wanted her and every... Read more

  Posted on 28 June 2021 LIFESTYLE

• When Your Ancestry.com DNA Test Leads To The Lost Colony And Your Husband May...

  So I jumped on the DNA Test bandwagon. I’ve heard so many cool stories of finding long lost relatives and crazy family history that I felt I needed to see what’... Read more

  Posted on 21 June 2021 LIFESTYLE

• A Midlife Guide To The Empty Nest Lifestyle While Cheerfully Embracing The Lates...

  

  We just returned home from a weeks vacation at the coast. Walked in the front door and groaned. We have to start packing for our upcoming move. Ok, we kinda... Read more

  Posted on 14 June 2021 LIFESTYLE

• This Week We Are On Vacation. The Wi-Fi Sucks But The Margaritas Are Strong.

  

  Every summer we take a break and head to N. Myrtle Beach, SC. Same place, same condo, same friends and family. It is about the only place I can truly relax. Read more

  Posted on 07 June 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Have You Heard Of These Options To Planning Funerals These Days? Not To Be...

  

  Midlife Friends, Have you planned your endgame yet? How are you rolling out of this life? I have researched it for you so sit back, grab a cocktail and let’s... Read more

  Posted on 31 May 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Stop Letting People Tell You How To Live Your Life. Because You’re A Bad Ass...

  A few weeks ago, my friend Susan and I were making TikTok videos using all the filters we could find. We had a blast and couldn’t stop laughing. We literally di... Read more

  Posted on 24 May 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Face Masks, Gas Shortages, Locusts Swarms From Underground and Other Fun Stuff...

  Sound like a great movie description on Netflix? Well it’s real life this week here in North Cackalacky (North Carolina). If you’re from somewhere other than... Read more

  Posted on 17 May 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Here’s To The End Of A Perfectly Good Pandemic And A Few Things All Humans Shoul...

  We are finally closing in on last call for the pandemic. It’s been a weird year and we really need to wrap our heads around everything that has happened to us t... Read more

  Posted on 10 May 2021 LIFESTYLE

• I’m Not The Best Mom But Please Don’t Tell The Dog.

  I’m not the best parent. I don’t even pretend to be. I guess you could say I’m a realist. But my kids are grown, left the nest and they do still visit on... Read more

  Posted on 03 May 2021 LIFESTYLE

• We Need to Protect Our Sanity At All Costs Or We Will Be Left Burning Down The...

  

  Welcome to another uplifting post that will inspire you and make you a better person. lol I don’t have to rehash the news for you. You know what’s going on in... Read more

  Posted on 26 April 2021 LIFESTYLE

• This Weeks Funny Tweets And Checking In On The Universe To See If We Are All...

  

  This week nothing seems funny. But dammit, I am determined to find a giggle or two! Check out the winners from Twitter I chose to share with you: @cellapaz my... Read more

  Posted on 19 April 2021 LIFESTYLE

• It’s Finally Graduation Season & We Have Some Cool Ideas On Celebrating Your Gra...

  

  Basic Invite Finally. Your kid is going to graduate! Whether it’s High School or College, I got you. This is such a bitter sweet time and after a crazy year of... Read more

  Posted on 12 April 2021 LIFESTYLE

• What You Need To Know About Easter Bunnies and Other Spring Things That Keep...

  

  What in the Sam Hill does a giant ugly bunny and colored eggs have to do with Easter and the Miracles of that day? I have never understood how the bunny and... Read more

  Posted on 05 April 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Another Rage Rant On How The Human Race Is Annoying Me And Driving Me Over A...

  

  Please don’t call 911 on me. This is just my usual rant on how the Human Race is insane in the membrane STILL. I think we are all tired of the left, right,... Read more

  Posted on 29 March 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Prostitution Classes and Other Bizarre Rabbit Holes We’ve Discovered On Google...

  

  Quarantine started out with, “Ok, we can do this. Hunker down and watch Netflix, work from home and try not to use too much toilet paper”. Then went to, “OMG,... Read more

  Posted on 22 March 2021 LIFESTYLE