Questions I’m Frequently Asked:
*Do you think you may have a drinking problem?
A: Only if we’re out of booze and the liquor store is closed.
*What is your favorite Margarita?
A: Frozen, any flavor. Love the kind that’s already made and looks like an adult Capri Sun.
*If music played every time you entered a room (aka theme song), what would that song be?
A: Africa by Toto (it’s playing in your head right now)
*Is Water wet? (My damn kids sent me this) I refuse to answer!
*Your Biggest Pet Peeve?
A: People. Especially people who are mean.
*If you could choose any actor to play you in a movie, who would it be?
A: Melissa McCarthy. My dad says she is my twin.
*Can I message you a picture?
A: Nope. I’ve been around the block buddy. You don’t have anything I haven’t made fun of before.
*Do you have a real job?
A: No. I live off my husbands millions and have a house full of servants. What’s the point.
*Why are you doing this blog?
A: Because I have a lot to say and a lot on my mind. I need it to go somewhere. And some people actually like to read it.
That’s it for today! Peace Love and Margaritas!
