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• Mother’s Day: Quotes from Crazy Mommas

  

  Me and Mom. She is very short.Moms are great. But they are totally nuts. It isn’t their fault. Raising children would make anyone crazy. And half the time,... Read more

  Posted on 11 May 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• How Spawn Supervillains from Your Redneck Pool

  

  I’ve written about my redneck pool before in an article that went viral on Reddit, namely because a select group decided the story of me running out to buy a... Read more

  Posted on 07 May 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• That’s Great Slimming Advice Hope You Choke on Skinny Pants

  

  I was doing a little online shopping when I spotted a sale on “shape shifters;” clothes that make you look slimmer than you are. Read more

  Posted on 23 April 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Old Lady Death Cake

  

  Some people sleep easy at night, safe in the knowledge that when they grow old, their kids will take care of them. Those are the rules: You feed and diaper... Read more

  Posted on 16 April 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• New Book! Moms Are Nuts – Great Mother’s Day Gift!

  

  New Book – Chock Full o’ Humor!You want to see a SUPERSTAR line up of 26 humor writers?Wendi Aarons | Eliza Bayne | Dylan Brody | Matthew David Brozik | Becky... Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Dealing with a Niece Infestation

  

  There’s no reason to be ashamed. A niece infestation can happen to anyone. It doesn’t mean you’re dirty. You just left the door unlocked and now the little... Read more

  Posted on 02 April 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Interview with Impressionist Jim Meskimen

  

  If you’re a fan of impressionists, you’ve probably marveled at Jim Meskimen! See him there on the right? Hey, you know that guy. He’s that impression guy! Read more

  Posted on 26 March 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Duolingo Crushes Rosetta Stone

  

  Learning Spanish: Duolingo vs Rosetta StoneI’ve got this thing where I want to learn Spanish. It never occurred to me to take it in high school or college or... Read more

  Posted on 19 March 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• The Wall, the Wall, the Wall is on Fire…

  

  So, you know that thing where you’re having a cocktail and then the wall catches on fire?THE SCENE:My husband Mike, his brother (the infamous Bother-in-Law,... Read more

  Posted on 11 March 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• What Happened to KidFreeLiving?

  

  Buh bye.So you may have noticed some changes around here…After four years of branding my “Kid-Free Living” web site, I’ve decided to trash that whole persona.... Read more

  Posted on 04 March 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• The Cutthroat World of Goat Actors on History Channel’s Vikings

  

  A little skit for everyone looking forward to the new season of “Vikings” on the History Channel tomorrow.Or for anyone who doesn’t approve of goat sacrifices,... Read more

  Posted on 26 February 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Dogs Are Pretty Self-centered, Really.

  

  I love my dog, Gordon. I’ve always assumed Gordon loves me, too. And why wouldn’t he? I feed him, pet him, pick acorns out of his paws and let him out when he... Read more

  Posted on 12 February 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Celebrity Hunger Games

  

  : Katniss vs Other Action HeroesIt was only a matter of time until someone tried to make even more money off The Hunger Games, and how better to capitalize on... Read more

  Posted on 04 February 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• There’s an Octopus in My Toilet

  

  Ever look at your toilet and think, “Hmmm… I wish my throne was more threatening, but in a whimsical tentaclely way…”Now you’re in luck! Read more

  Posted on 31 January 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Mourning the B-Side

  

  My husband and I share a long L-shaped desk. It isn’t the perfect situation, particularly when I’m trying to concentrate and he’s exploring new musical artists... Read more

  Posted on 29 January 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• The Highs and Lows of Drinking in a Microcosm

  

  HIGHLadies night out. There will be wine. Specifically, a wine tasting, followed by dinner.Post-wine tasting, my friend Sue and I go to a nearby restaurant and... Read more

  Posted on 23 January 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Living on the Edge of Stupidity

  

  I’ve been living on the edge. I don’t mean I’ve been flying F-16s or having unprotected sex with howler monkeys or willfully not measuring ingredients when I... Read more

  Posted on 21 January 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Wine Review: Bodegas Avante Tineta 2011

  

  Bodegas Avante Tineta 2011 Tempranillo Review:4.5 out of 5 wine glasses for the money ($16) Bodegas Avante Tineta 2011 is a Spanish Tempranillo, and has rapidl... Read more

  Posted on 17 January 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Unsubscribe from Email Lists and Join the Idle Rich

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  Posted on 15 January 2014 FAMILY, HUMOR

• How to Remove Search Protect by Conduit

  

  Remove Search Protect by Conduit – It is evil! I visited my sister-in-law recently to find her computer almost completely unusable thanks to the fact every... Read more

  Posted on 14 January 2014 COMPUTING, HUMOR, TECH