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• I Hate California Wine Country

  Wine is such an embarrassingly large part of my life (because my husband is 76% Cabernet Sauvignon) that the moment I clicked on this Funny or Die video I... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Breaking Bad’s Books

  

  Breaking Bad’s Walter White, TV’s Methamphetamine Mastermind, got punked by a 20th Century free verse poet.Walter has outmaneuvered or flat out killed... Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Renaissance Festival Dog

  

  As you may know if you lurk around KFL, Mike and I have black chalkboard contact paper above our dog’s food area so we can keep him entertained while he munches... Read more

  Posted on 09 September 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Johann Sebastian Bach Was a Pervert

  

  Investigative reporting reveals that famous composer was a total creep.Bridey Elliott (@brideylee) a very funny lady on Twitter and Tumblr (who you should... Read more

  Posted on 08 September 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• My Dog is Some Sort of Ancient Alien

  We’ve noticed Gordon is building strange shapes with his food. Not sure what he’s trying to tell us, but it gets closer to a readable pattern every time… so I... Read more

  Posted on 08 September 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• A Bug That Builds Fences

  

  Wired Magazine reported that Troy Alexander, a graduate student at Georgia Tech found this strange, sticky little Stonehenge on the underside of a blue tarp nea... Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2013 ANIMALS & WILDLIFE, ENVIRONMENT

• Awesome Dating Tips from 1938

  

  Some awesome dating tips via Bored Panda who borrowed it from Retronaut who apparently got it from BuzzFeed who probably found it in their grandmother’s closet. Read more

  Posted on 04 September 2013 DATING, HUMOR, LOVE & SEX

• 12 Disturbing Scenes from Legoland Florida’s Miniland USA

  

  Below, I have the honor of reprinting Raymond Walsh’s hilarious observations on Legoland Florida’s Miniland USA.Man on the Lam is not your every day travel web... Read more

  Posted on 01 September 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Octopus Triptych on Etsy

  

  It’s well documented that I’m an octopus freak, and I thought someone else might appreciate the three panel octopus art we just bought on Etsy. Neat, huh? Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Signs You’re a Bit of a Bitter Betty After a Breakup… for Taylor Swift

  

  After a messy breakup, don’t use the experience to grow. Not when you could enjoy a proper seething and make that coldblooded gecko humper regret every moronic... Read more

  Posted on 28 August 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• A Notice to Washington Post Staff from Jeff Bezos

  

  I understand some of you are concerned. America’s newspapers have been shrinking as more and more readers turn to the Internet for news. Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Bird in the House

  

  A female house sparrow plots Mike’s death. Note the evil in her eyes.Mike & the Bird in the House: A Love Story Attack of the Sparrow DevilsI was upstairs in... Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• My Interview for Best Cities for Childfree Living

  

  I was recently flattered to be interviewed by Estately for an article on the “Best U.S. Cities for Childfree Living.” I’m thinking it had something to do with... Read more

  Posted on 09 August 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Candy Crush is Stealing My Family

  

  Candy Crush is the worst thing to happen to human interaction since the printing press.Remember my sister-in-law Heather? Gosh she was a great gal. She’s gone... Read more

  Posted on 07 August 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Fathead® Feeds My Dog Obsession

  

  Caution: Fathead® wall decals can reveal your hidden obsessions.If you want to play the world’s easiest game of Where’s Waldo? Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• How I Imagine a Teenager Picks a Nickname for When They’re Famous

  

  Ohmygod thank you for noticing my name tag! You have no idea how long I worked creating this name! I mean, I’m sure my parents agonized over choosing ‘Emily’... Read more

  Posted on 24 July 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Two Naked Girls and Magical Shrimp

  

  Outside the air hung heavy with summer heat, but inside the pub, the vodka and sodas flowed icy and endless.  The sticky Irish bar served as the epicenter of... Read more

  Posted on 17 July 2013 HUMOR

• Mystery of the Missing Sock Solved

  

  The Missing Sock: Where does it go?I don’t know about you, but I can never find matching socks. The other day I was all ready to go on a walk with the dog,... Read more

  Posted on 12 July 2013 FAMILY, HUMOR

• Hot Wax Hell

  

  Many things seem like a good idea until they aren’t: hiring a birthday party clown; pulling the mask off the old Lone Ranger; Justin Bieber. Read more

  Posted on 10 July 2013 HUMOR

• Red, White & Booze

  

  Boys! Boys! Please, stop fighting! I have a way to work this out.You’re going to have to share me.Now before you object, hear me out.White Wine, you were my... Read more

  Posted on 03 July 2013 SELF EXPRESSION