Katie Hoffman

LATEST ARTICLES ( 240 )

• How To Tell If The Dog In A Movie Is Going To Die

  There are a lot of things that can ruin a movie, like a bad storyline, second-rate special effects, an unbelievable romance, or Tara Reid, but nothing wrecks a... Read more

  Posted on 23 June 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Blackhawks Stanley Cup Victory Doesn’t Justify Your Air Horn Usage

  Last night the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup at home for the first time in 77 years. Some sources say that the team’s win was fueled by the... Read more

  Posted on 16 June 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 25 Lessons You Learn In A Quarter Century

  I’ve been 25 for just over 48 hours, which means that it’s officially been long enough for me to start dishing out advice about the things that a person should... Read more

  Posted on 15 June 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• How A Quarter-Life Crisis Feels A Lot Like Whack-A-Mole

  

  Prior to humblebragging my recent vacation, I’ve been away from this blog for a while. I wish I had a simpler explanation for my absence, like a wealthy but... Read more

  Posted on 11 June 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• How A Quarter-Life Crisis Feels A Lot Like Whack-A-Mole

  

  Prior to humblebragging my recent vacation, I've been away from this blog for a while. I wish I had a simpler explanation for my absence, like a wealthy but... Read more

  Posted on 11 June 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Photos From The Cabin Trip (Minus 30+ Selfies)

  

  I have no problem admitting I’m that annoying person who forces people to say cheese for four group pictures, analyzing the believability of every person’s smil... Read more

  Posted on 09 June 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Few Observations From My Small Town Cabin Getaway

  

  For the past five days I’ve been in northern Wisconsin in Vilas County nearby Manitowish Waters — population: about 700 — taking in the simple pleasures of cabi... Read more

  Posted on 08 June 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 5 Often Forgotten Things To Thank Mom For This Mother’s Day

  If you haven’t yet had the pleasure of feeling like a bad daughter or son for Googling, “When is Mother’s Day? Did I miss it? Will my inheritance take a hit... Read more

  Posted on 07 May 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge Has Nothin’ On These Lip Challenges

  Unless you’ve been too busy throwing a rager to celebrate Hubble telescope’s 25th birthday (who know Hubble was a Millennial?), you’ve probably stumbled across... Read more

  Posted on 24 April 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Lane Bryant’s #ImNoAngel Campaign Still Misses The Mark

  

  On Monday, Lane Bryant revealed a new body positive campaign featuring models Ashley Graham, Candice Huffine, and more using the hashtag #ImNoAngel. Read more

  Posted on 07 April 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Sampled 5 Objectionable Easter Treats And Lived To Tell The Tale

  

  Candy-filled baskets are as much a part of Easter as dyed eggs and disturbing Easter bunny photos, so this year I set out to raid the Easter aisle in search of... Read more

  Posted on 05 April 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Why I’m Becoming A Scientologist

  For most of my life, I’ve struggled to connect with my spiritual side, but I think my nihilistic days are finally behind me, because I’ve discovered Scientology. Read more

  Posted on 01 April 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Conscious Ungoogling: The Suspense and Intrigue of Not Googling Things

  I’ve mentioned before that Google is my most trusted, objective, nonjudgmental life coach/therapist/doctor/tax advisor. That might seem a little strange, but I... Read more

  Posted on 25 March 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Wait, Maybe ‘Fashion Police’ Just Sucks

  I hadn’t planned on writing anything about this, so this may be abrupt and a bit scatterbrained, but I feel it’s something that needs to be said. Read more

  Posted on 13 March 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Definitive Horribleness Ranking of Common Gym Equipment

  Going to the gym can be pretty terrifying. Gymtimidation is a real thing, and I say that as someone who’s managed to fight her way into the most elite spots at... Read more

  Posted on 11 March 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Marriage Proposal Guide for the Modern, Clueless Man

  

  I’m no engagement expert, but I’m starting to feel like one thanks to everyone I’ve ever known on social media getting married, making babies, and buying... Read more

  Posted on 04 March 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Beyoncé Stole The Idea For ‘Single Ladies’ from PBS Show ‘Arthur’

  

  I’ve been a Beyoncé fan since before the “Beyhive” was a thing. Just to clarify my flavor of fandom: I’m not the type of the fan who comments “FIRST!!!!! Read more

  Posted on 25 February 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Real Reasons Why We’re Using LinkedIn

  

  Over the past few months, I’ve been dusting off my LinkedIn profile, adding some fancy bullshit to it, and making connections. Read more

  Posted on 18 February 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Actual Worst Thing That Could Happen to a Woman on Valentine’s Day

  

  When it comes to February 14th, a lot of us women are overlooking our one true enemy.The Internet and fine jewelry commercials have taught us all that there... Read more

  Posted on 11 February 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Guest Post: Being a Hugger is Torture

  

  I have absolutely no problem admitting I like to hug people. I would say I like to hug my friends, but it doesn’t exactly stop there. I like to hug just about... Read more

  Posted on 05 February 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION