Katie Hoffman

LATEST ARTICLES ( 240 )

• Introducing Peeple: The New App That Makes Karma Obsolete

  

  The scariest thing about Peeple-an app set to launch in November that's been described by the Washington Post as " Yelp, but for humans"-is that two women... Read more

  Posted on 01 October 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• You’re Not A Picky Eater, You Just Have Bad Taste

  

  Everyone has their own unique food quirks, (says the girl whose favorite snack growing up was cream cheese slathered on saltine crackers that had been broken... Read more

  Posted on 30 September 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• New Apple Software Update Adds a Designated ‘Selfies’ Album, Betrays Our...

  

  In a revelation that has humbled me more than the time I tripped walking upstairs following the scent of cake in high school, I learned today at about 3:32... Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• How to Properly Enjoy Fall in Our Basic, Post-Pumpkin Spice Latte Society

  

  "Oh you can bet your bottom dollar that im gonna be basic as hell tomorrow and roll up to school with a pumpkin spice latte in my hand," tweets Hailey, one... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Watch ‘Dear Fat People’ If You’re Feeling Nostalgic For Some Old Fat Jokes

  

  I've been avoiding watching the Dear Fat People video made by Canadian YouTuber Nicole Arbour. When the articles denouncing Arbour's fat shaming became the... Read more

  Posted on 09 September 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• How Being Happy Is Always More Complicated Than You Think

  

  Three years ago I registered the domain "sassandbalderdash.com" and began planning the early content that would lay the foundation for this blog. Three years... Read more

  Posted on 02 September 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Some Things I Did On The Internet I Don’t Want Anyone To Know About: On Neopets...

  In the wake of the Ashley Madison breach, there’s been a lot of talk about the notion of “justified” leaks. In recent memory, “The Fappening” iCloud photo leak... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Some Things I Did On The Internet I Don’t Want Anyone To Know About: On Neopets...

  

  In the wake of the Ashley Madison breach, there's been a lot of talk about the notion of "justified" leaks. In recent memory, "The Fappening" iCloud photo leak... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• August 1st is #NationalGirlfriendsDay, This Calls For Mimosas and Mammograms

  

  “So, this might be TMI, but…” is the standard disclaimer for a frank conversation a weird rash, a mole that might be a freckle, a lump that feels lumpier, or a... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• August 1st is #NationalGirlfriendsDay: This Calls For Mimosas and Mammograms

  

  "So, this might be TMI, but..." is the standard disclaimer for a frank conversation a weird rash, a mole that might be a freckle, a lump that feels lumpier, or ... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Instagram Banned #Curvy, And Here’s Why It’s Supremely Uncool

  

  In a move that quickly enraged the Internet, Instagram banned the hashtag "curvy" because the tag violated Instagram's policies and was being used... Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Instagram Banned #Curvy, And Here’s Why It’s Supremely Uncool

  

  In a move that quickly enraged the Internet, Instagram banned the hashtag “curvy” because the tag violated Instagram’s policies and was being used... Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Coping With Waistband Gap and Aspirational Attire

  

  I've carried my extra weight in my thighs my entire life-ever since my mom struggled to find diapers that didn't cut into my little baby legs-and believe it or... Read more

  Posted on 15 July 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Coping With Waistband Gap and Aspirational Attire

  

  I’ve carried my extra weight in my thighs my entire life–ever since my mom struggled to find diapers that didn’t cut into my little baby legs–and believe it or... Read more

  Posted on 15 July 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Can’t Pretend Anymore: Minions Are The Absolute Worst

  Minions. Seven letters once functioned as a broad-spectrum term to describe all the world’s sycophants—or, albeit less notoriously, mini onions—has now become... Read more

  Posted on 08 July 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• No One Is Looking At Your Fireworks Photos

  

  Every year in July, Americans wearing their washed-out flag shirts from 2000 that they’ve kept because they only wear them once per year (unless they recently... Read more

  Posted on 02 July 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• No One Is Looking At Your Fireworks Photos

  

  Every year in July, Americans wearing their washed-out flag shirts from 2000 that they've kept because they only wear them once per year (unless they recently... Read more

  Posted on 02 July 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Why Going To The Dentist As An Adult Freaks Everyone Out

  

  According to those 1-800-DENTIST commercials and a Gallup poll that shows one third of American adults didn't go to the dentist in 2013, a lot of people are... Read more

  Posted on 30 June 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Why Going To The Dentist As An Adult Freaks Everyone Out

  

  According to those 1-800-DENTIST commercials and a Gallup poll that shows one third of American adults didn’t go to the dentist in 2013, a lot of people are... Read more

  Posted on 30 June 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• How To Tell If The Dog In A Movie Is Going To Die

  

  There are a lot of things that can ruin a movie, like a bad storyline, second-rate special effects, an unbelievable romance, or Tara Reid, but nothing wrecks a... Read more

  Posted on 23 June 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION