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• Holy Shit, is It Spring Yet Or What? A Shopping Guide

  

  More snow today and this fucking winter WILL NOT END so here are some happy, bright and cheerful images of things for spring to brighten your day and lighten... Read more

  Posted on 11 February 2015

• Video of the Year JUNO: Help Me Choose the Winner [VIDEO]

  Yeah, it's people like me who get to vote to determine who will win the JUNOS. Wanna help? In this category, the JUNO is awarded to the video director and the... Read more

  Posted on 10 February 2015

• Single of the Year JUNO: Help Me Choose the Winner

  Look, you don't need to know all the details about how I unintentionally got a music degree and fell in with the CARAS crew, but suffice to say that I am a very... Read more

  Posted on 09 February 2015

• "Intact Chili Dog," Plus 4 More Great Tweets

  

  My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "there's not enough straws" and I'm like "share" and they're like "gross" — Bucky Isotope... Read more

  Posted on 08 February 2015

• Best Sex: Here is Some Writing About Boning

  

  I'm taking an essay writing class and it looks like I'm the only one who'll be writing about boning. Here's a snippit from our online class chat. And then... Read more

  Posted on 05 February 2015

• "I Would Probably Sit on Tom Brady's Face," Plus 4 More Great Super Bowl Tweets

  When do the players start making out — Michael (@Home_Halfway) February 1, 2015 Super Bowl Twitter might not be the place for this but I am in huge financial... Read more

  Posted on 02 February 2015

• Here's What You Want for Valentine's Day

  

  Whether you're making a list for your S.O. or shopping for yourself to dull the pain of your continued existence, these are your best bets this Valentine's... Read more

  Posted on 31 January 2015

• What the Fuck is Cream Cheese?

  

  Tomorrow's Super Bowl is a great excuse to eat a bunch of junk + dip. And what is the magical ingredient in said dip? Indubidably, it is cream cheese, miracle... Read more

  Posted on 31 January 2015

• JUNO Spotlight: Loverboy Ahahahawesome

  

  Yesterday, we took a look at the 2015 JUNO nominees for Recording Package of the Year which got me thinking about the greatest album cover artwork in Canadian... Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2015

• JUNO Categories That Are Secretly Awesome: Recording Package of the Year

  

  When the 2015 JUNO nominations were announced on Tuesday, you probably heard the highlights and were underwhelmed. There is a lot of Nickelback. Read more

  Posted on 29 January 2015

• Hump Day Studs: January Blows Edition

  

  Hey. It's January. January blows it. It almost blows it so hard that I should reward you with the kind of hunky stud you probably clicked through hoping to find... Read more

  Posted on 28 January 2015

• "Le Violent Diarrhea Face," Plus 4 More Great Tweets

  

  I don't know what is wrong with you (us?) but seriously, you guys are gross because whenever I publish an article that mentions diarrhea, my traffic goes throug... Read more

  Posted on 28 January 2015

• The Song That Cleaned up at the '67 Grammys [VIDEO]

  Set your PVR and crank up your Twitter snark for February 8, when the annual snootful of schmaltz that is The Grammys returns to assault your understanding of... Read more

  Posted on 21 January 2015

• Shit Moms Love: Mark Ronson [VIDEO]

  

  Sure, you might know the name mostly because your hidden love of tabloid mags led you to an indepth knowledge of Lindsay Lohan's love life which, of course,... Read more

  Posted on 30 December 2014

• Your Real Horoscope: December 15-21

  

  ARIES (March 21 - April 20): Most of the shit you’re working on doesn’t matter, so stop because no one cares and life is ultimately meaningless. Now you’ll... Read more

  Posted on 15 December 2014

• As Seen at Your Funeral: A Giant Statue of You at Work

  

  Hockey hero Jean Béliveau is a national treasure and is rightfully being recognized in the wake of his passing last week. But photos from the public viewing... Read more

  Posted on 08 December 2014

• "You Weird Fish Fucker," Plus 4 More Great Tweets

  Sorry I'm late my alarm didn't go off because I didn't set it because I don't like coming here — ♡ Brian Essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) December 4, 2014 There'... Read more

  Posted on 06 December 2014

• Premier Brian Gallant, Full-time Dreamboat of Your Dreams

  

  Can we just take some time to recognize the dreamboat who is New Brunswick Premier-designate Brian Gallant? Because I thought I'd never say this, but this guy... Read more

  Posted on 30 September 2014

• "No Weirdos," Plus 4 More Great Tweets

  

  New study finds doing studies decreases self-esteem. "I am garbage," one scientist said — Nice Hippo (@NicestHippo) September 1, 2014 This Doc McStuffins'... Read more

  Posted on 22 September 2014

• "A Lifetime of Diarrhea," Plus 4 More Great Tweets

  

  Walk up in the club like what's up do you like my horse sweater? — Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) August 22, 2014 My dr. said cutting down on dairy and coffee... Read more

  Posted on 28 August 2014