"Intact Chili Dog," Plus 4 More Great Tweets

Posted on the 08 February 2015 by Jennifervillamere
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "there's not enough straws" and I'm like "share" and they're like "gross"
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) February 8, 2015

@batkaren why isn't there an appropriate emoji for smegma
— Brian Doyle (@WritePlay) February 8, 2015
The "email sent" swoosh sound but when you shove someone down a well.
— Jazmasta (@jazmasta) February 7, 2015

Tip: When I'm having a rough day at work, I just pop on a Spotify "Chill" playlist and slowly put a cigarette out on my arm.
— Ryan Patricks (@Ryan_Patricks) February 6, 2015

Things I always keep in my pocket: • keys • phone • intact chili dog with all the fixins'
— Danny Charnley (@DanKCharnley) February 5, 2015

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