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• Scott Feschuk's Column on Summer Beer is Hilarious and Right on

  

  Scott Feschuk is a Canadork renaissance man and my favourite kind of humorist: a versatile one. Feschuk has written for This Hour Has 22 Minutes and,... Read more

  Posted on 09 July 2015

• Seriously, If You're Not Wearing a Brooch, Why Did You Even Bother Getting...

  

  I don't know if you noticed, but everyone is wearing brooches which means that if you aren't, this is like that dream where someone on a website you're reading... Read more

  Posted on 29 June 2015

• Today in Sex News: A Giant, Glitter-spraying Penis That Sneaks up on You

  

  Giant glitter-spraying penis stars in Norwegian sex education advert [VIDEO] Norwegian sexual health charity hires man in giant penis costume to creep up on... Read more

  Posted on 25 June 2015

• What to Wear on Canada Day So You Don't Look Sloppy While Getting Drunk

  

  There's no wrong way to do Canada Day. Seriously, you do you, you big Canadian weirdos. But here is some inspiration for a real beauty of a Canada Day: Follow... Read more

  Posted on 24 June 2015

• Your Real Horoscope: June 23-29

  

  ARIES (March 21 - April 20): Uh oh. You think you may have made a huge mistake. Fret not. All will be well. TAURUS (April 21 - May 21): It’s time to break... Read more

  Posted on 24 June 2015

• Here is the 2015 Polaris Music Prize Long List

  

  The list ranges from the familiar (Drake, Joel Plaskett) to the familiar yet unexpected (Buffy Sainte Marie) to the peripherally exciting (Louis-Jean Cormier,... Read more

  Posted on 16 June 2015

• BIRDIE is the Book Canadian Women Have Been Waiting for

  

  What, you haven't read BIRDIE yet? Wait — you haven't even heard about it? Let's get you up to speed. Here's the publisher's blurb about Tracey Lindberg's... Read more

  Posted on 02 June 2015

• Fast Romantic's 'Julia' is Your New Fave Video [VIDEO]

  Do you like joy? They'll you'll like this lyric video by Calgary-cum-Toronto band Fast Romantics, 'Julia.' Fred Astaire makes you want to dance, right? It's... Read more

  Posted on 29 May 2015

• Starry Mourning: An Homage to Malene Arpe

  

  Toronto Star entertainment writer Malene Arpe died suddenly last Thursday following a massive heart attack. She was 50. She was the voice of the Sunday Star's... Read more

  Posted on 25 May 2015

• Here's the Globe & Mail Article About How Ugly My Face is

  Big article in the Globe & Mail today about how people are always telling me I'm ugly. You can read it online here. ENJOY. Read more

  Posted on 22 May 2015

• Consent: It's as Simple as Tea! [VIDEO]

  Awesome blogger Rockstar Dinosaur Pirate Princess wrote a post to demystify the very, very, very confusing concept of consent. Her content inspired this video,... Read more

  Posted on 21 May 2015

• Here's Your New Favourite Song: Donovan Woods' Put On Cologne

  Donovan Woods is from Sarnia, Ontario. Here he is on iTunes. And he's on the Villamere Rdio playlist here, eh? Read more

  Posted on 13 May 2015

• The Guy Behind 'Fuck Her Right in the Pussy' is a Total Ralph Wiggum

  

  I was really looking forward to dismantling the douche behind the original 'Fuck her right in the pussy' video hoax, but it turns out he's slow and dumb like... Read more

  Posted on 13 May 2015

• How Drunk Was Elizabeth May? [VIDEO]

  I think she was very drunk. Federal Green Party leader Elizabeth May fucked up huge with her tone deaf speech at the annual Ottawa Press Gallery Dinner this... Read more

  Posted on 11 May 2015

• Your Real Horoscope: May 11-17

  ARIES (March 21 - April 20): Surprise the shit out of your bae this week. Not literally. Hopefully. In a romantic way. TAURUS (April 21 - May 21): Stop fucking... Read more

  Posted on 11 May 2015

• Keep the 'a' in Leacock: An Investigative Report into the Sausage Party That is...

  

  When the shortlist for the Stephen Leacock Memorial Medal for Humour was announced earlier this month, I wrote an essay about gender disparity among the winners... Read more

  Posted on 30 April 2015

• 63 Days Til Canada Day: Join the (political) Party. You Get to Choose!

  

  It's an election year, dumb-dumb. You want to celebrate Canada then you better look after Canada. One weird archaic way to do it? Involve yourself in the... Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2015

• 65 Days Til Canada Day: Could You Pass the Citizenship Test?

  

  Take the Citizenship Challenge to see how you'd fare on a mock Canadian citizenship test. Hint: it's frigging hard, eh? Leave a comment to let us know how you... Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2015

• 66 Days Til Canada Day: Book a Campsite

  

  Planning on camping? Book your campsite now before all the best spaces are taken. For national parks, book through Parks Canada here. Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2015

• 67 Days Til Canada Day: Book Time off Now!

  April 24: It's 67 days 'til Canada Day and the countdown starts now! Canada Day falls on a Wednesday this year so now's the time to get your request in for... Read more

  Posted on 25 April 2015