Jackscott
Description
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
MY BLOGS
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1083 )
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Pan’s People
Norwich is blessed with an embarrassment of busking richness from the totally bonkers (the senior citizen who makes Rod Hull and Emu look positively benign) to... Read more
Posted on 08 May 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Whole Barry Manilow
Since 2015 promises new ventures, adventures and a sequel book, I decided it was high time Perking the Pansies got a face lift. I don’t mean a little nip here, ... Read more
Posted on 03 May 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Life of Poverty and Chastity
A couple of old London reprobates decided to slum it in the shires for the day, joining us for a belated celebration of our wedding anniversary. Happily, the su... Read more
Posted on 28 April 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
No Purchase Necessary
To celebrate the launch of Summertime Publishing’s little sister, Springtime Books, we’ve got a few paperbacks to give away on Goodreads, the web’s most... Read more
Posted on 23 April 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Springtime Has Sprung
In my last post, I took a meander down memory lane and hinted that change was afoot. Well, my news is that I’m now a publisher, a bone fide purveyor of the... Read more
Posted on 18 April 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Evolution
I’ve always worked, even in the loosest sense of the word. When my dear old dad popped his clogs way too early, my mother lost her husband, her livelihood and... Read more
Posted on 15 April 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Now That’s What I Call Really Old
This blogging lark is a bit of a hit and miss affair. Who knows the right formula to blast a post into orbit and keep it there? Certainly not me. Read more
Posted on 10 April 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Happy Anniversary, Liam
It’s our wedding anniversary today. Unlike the resurrection of Christ, it’s not a moveable feast. We celebrated our nuptials a day early with a boozy lunch at... Read more
Posted on 05 April 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Sing, Little Birdie
Liam hyperventilated at the prospect of watching Eurovision’s Greatest Hits, an extravaganza beamed across Europe by the BBC to celebrate the sixtieth... Read more
Posted on 04 April 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
I Could Murder a Pint
Norwich is blessed with a wealth of hostelries to quench the thirst and chew the cud, but few are as famous as the Gardener’s Arms on Timberhill, one of the las... Read more
Posted on 29 March 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Jack the Lab Rat
With Norwich covered in a blanket of low grey cloud, the much anticipated solar eclipse was a bit of a damp squib – more like God just dimmed the lights than a... Read more
Posted on 25 March 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Chasing the Dragon
In 2013, we had gorillas in our midst. Last year it was the elephant parade and for 2015 it’s Go Go Dragons. Expect to chase the technicolor creatures along... Read more
Posted on 19 March 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Through the Round Window
For weeks now, a flock of starlings has been ebbing and flowing in the skies above Norwich. Every evening, at dusk. I took a few snaps from the loft with the... Read more
Posted on 14 March 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Bewitched
A damp and dingy Saturday afternoon saw us at the Maddermarket Theatre for an am-dram matinee courtesy of the Norwich Players. We were Maddermarket virgins and ... Read more
Posted on 09 March 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Jihadi Janes
With the remorseless horror in the Middle East being played out on our screens every day at 6pm, it’s hard to make sense of the senseless. Read more
Posted on 04 March 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Who’s the Daddy?
When I first started this blogging lark way back in 2010, I began to attract cyber-friends from across the blogosphere. Yankee repat, Charles Ayres, was one of... Read more
Posted on 27 February 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
And the Winner Is…
It’s Oscars night and the smart money’s on Eddie Redmayne as Best Actor for his extraordinary portrayal of scientist Stephen Hawking in The Theory of Everything. Read more
Posted on 22 February 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
My Letter to Özgecan
Jack Scott:Maybe, just maybe, something positive will emerge from this. Originally posted on janeyinmersin: I never had the pleasure of meeting you Özgecan. Read more
Posted on 17 February 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Death Duties
Every so often, Liam whips out his abacus for a fiscal review. Nothing gets Liam’s juices flowing quite like a multi-coloured spreadsheet and a rub of his... Read more
Posted on 13 February 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Whinging Brits
According to the Legal Ombudsman, the average Brit moans about something going awry 71 times per week but less than 1 in 5 of us are prepared to do anything... Read more
Posted on 08 February 2015 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION
