Jackscott
Description
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
MY BLOGS
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1083 )
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The Fantabulosa Fairy
Recently, apprentice clerics at an Anglican theological college in Cambridge were given permission to hold a service to commemorate LGBT history month. Read more
Posted on 19 February 2017 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Bugger the Bigots
If Christmas was sedate and tranquil, January was an exploding glitter ball. The month began with the high flying Cinderella at the London Palladium, the... Read more
Posted on 12 February 2017 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
La La Land
Lauded as a return to the great Hollywood musicals of yesteryear, the very thought of ‘La La Land’ made Liam go weak at the knees. Must be the gay gene. Either... Read more
Posted on 05 February 2017 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Seven Signs of Ageing
I don’t mean Olay Total Effects or any of the other magic potions promising to hold back the ravages of time. No, I mean the seven signs as they apply to a... Read more
Posted on 29 January 2017 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
He’s Behind You!
I’m a sucker for a good old fashioned Grimm tale. And if it comes triple-wrapped in high camp and topped with flying fairies, then I’m hooked. Read more
Posted on 22 January 2017 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
My Life Abroad
Since 2011, the people at Blog Expat have been shining a little light on expatland by interviewing bloggers from city to steppe, temperate to tropical. They’ve... Read more
Posted on 15 January 2017 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Praying for Time
Why is it that bad news travels fastest and furthest? Tales of comfort and joy are always way down the bill on the nightly news. Read more
Posted on 08 January 2017 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot
Once more round the sun and it’s that time again to look back at the top of the pansy crop. For some reason, matters medical and mortality caught the imaginatio... Read more
Posted on 01 January 2017 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Good Samaritan
2016 has provided a bumper crop of depressing man-made disasters: war, terrorism, ISIS, Brexit, Trump, dangerous nationalism, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Read more
Posted on 22 December 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Manifesto for Life
We recently attended the funeral of David Harries. It was a bittersweet gig, sad but not in the slightest bit depressing. Stripped of dust-to-dust religious... Read more
Posted on 17 December 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Lost in Translation
I’ve just added a new translate feature to this site courtesy of Google. You’ll find it on the left hand sidebar (click the three line icon, top left, and scrol... Read more
Posted on 11 December 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
New Balls Please
You’ve got to hand it to former Labour Party heavyweight, Ed Balls. After losing his seat to the Tories at the last general election, he’s been busy re-inventin... Read more
Posted on 04 December 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Something Nasty in the Air
The good people at Displaced Nation asked me to join a motley crew of expats, repats, and otherwise displaced types to discuss Brexit and the presidential... Read more
Posted on 27 November 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Jack and Liam Move to Norwich
Hardly breaking news is it? But it’s the title of a little something I wrote back in the summer of 2014 for the Visit Norwich City of Stories website. Read more
Posted on 20 November 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Park Life
Right now the view from the microloft is autumn bleak with a fat shroud of nickel grey as far as the eye can see. It’s just as well I don’t suffer from SAD... Read more
Posted on 13 November 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Answers on a Postcard
Would you Adam and Eve it? Our washing machine and dishwasher conked out within a few weeks of each other. It wasn’t entirely unexpected. Read more
Posted on 06 November 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
See the Tree, How Big It’s Grown
When Liam and I first pitched our yurt in Anatolia, we bought an olive sapling in John’s memory and put it in a patio pot. It did remarkably well and bore... Read more
Posted on 30 October 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Perking the Pansies
Our hobbling tour of Bodrum was something of a boozy whirlwind and confirmed I can’t do multiple piss-ups anymore. It was season’s end with flight prices to... Read more
Posted on 23 October 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Back to Bodrum
Picture it, May 2012, a stone cottage in the centre of old Bodrum Town. With the house cleared and our bags packed, a young lady popped by to say farewell and t... Read more
Posted on 16 October 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Warts and Wisdom
I recently had a lumpy growth on my ankle. It looked exactly like the ‘wisdom’ wart I’d had on my head a few years ago. Clearly I’m getting wiser as I get wider... Read more
Posted on 09 October 2016 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION
